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Wonderful art by Alena Aenami on Artstation. Lonely… :’)

Music: Charlie Winston - The Weekend (Official Video)

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TDA Characters as Dwight gifs

JULIAN

EMMA

MARK

KIERAN

KIT

GWYM

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CLAVE

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I just realized how badass of a comeback story robert downey junior has. he went from being this junky of a celebrity that no one cared for to this fucking global hero that kids and adults of all ages look up to and has impacted so heavily in their lives and I cry with PRIDE 

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It’s literally impossible for you to make yourself known to everyone you meet. Some people will just get the wrong impression about you and you have to let it go.

I was walking down the street with my brother on a hot day on our way into a bookstore and I said “I hate the sun. It’s too hot. Name ONE reason we need the sun. Literally I can’t think of a single reason why we can’t just figure out a way to block it”

And a guy turned and looked at me with the most dumbfounded and horrified expression Id seen since the last time someone looked at me like that (about a week before) and then turned to the girl with him and they both looked mistified in the worst way.

They really thought I don’t know what the sun’s for.

I could’ve told them I work in environmental science but I was having a conversation with my brother.

Those two people think that’s the day they overheard probably the stupidest thing any human being has ever loudly said in a bookstore.

That’s fine.

I know I know what the sun’s for.

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daydreaming is often a coping mechanism for people who are often lonely or don’t receive a good amount of love in their life, so they make people inside their heads that will love them so they can feel the right amount of love.

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I miss reading books cuz books made me feel.

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*feels nothing* mmm, don’t like that *feels something but like, too much* mmm not a fan of that either

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me: I really!!!! want!!! people!!!! to help!!!! me with!!!! my problems!!!!!!!

brain: you have to tell people about your problems first.

me: disgusting. atrocious. completely repugnant. I have never heard anything so vile. get out of my sight immediately.

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Oh how much I’m hating everyone right now.

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I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up. 

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i look like I be chillin but i be sad lowkey

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Remember when you first discovered Tumblr and you would scroll down your dashboard until you reached the spot where you left the day before?

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no but in all seriousness, don’t force relationships and don’t force friendships. if these things aren’t flowing into your life naturally, you can do without them until they do.