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This sort of stuff just doesn’t happen.
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vine is dying so i had to save my favourites
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Shine bright like a washed nintendog
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Life
Self Love
Nature
Peace
Imagination
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what she says: i’m fine
what she means: the tv show iCarly always portrayed Spencer as some bumbling idiot after dropping out of law school after three days, but they disregard the fact that this means Spencer did in fact finish college with a degree and knew enough about the law to pass his entrance exams and had good enough grades in his classes to be accepted into a law school therefore the image that they portrayed of him being stupid is false, he was simply a man who realized his passion lied elsewhere and he wasn’t going to pay a tuition for a law school studying that when his heart wasn’t in it. he was a smart man with the knowledge and capability to do anything, and he chose his art
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If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live
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there’s always that jerk named kevin that shows up in cartoons
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u kno ur a 90’s kid when u look at ur birth certificate and it says 1990-99
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a President makes a new law that anyone shorter than him gets executed but he accidentally makes it an amendment to the constitution so it applies to future presidents too, in the next elections theres a frenzy of people voting for the shortest president so they dont die and this is how they end up electing a 3 foot tall man named Pinwheel Patrick who goes on to become the most tyrannical dictator the world has ever seen
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my cashier: anything else for you sir? me: uh, i. um sara bareilles in my head: i wanna see you be brave me: can i have some ketchup pls .
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“ This underwater afghan hound is the funniest thing I’ve seen in my life via @klarna “
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“Oh, you wanna play?? Well, then, let’s PLAY!”
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SHOUTOUT TO THE MISS PERU 2018 CONTESTANTS FOR GIVING STATS ABOUT WOMEN’S ISSUES INSTEAD OF THEIR BODY MEASUREMENTS
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