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I posted a really funny tiktok the other day but I didn’t know how tiktok worked cause I’m NEW so I didn’t tag the fyp and I missed my shot at fame 😩✌🏼

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the most realistic thing about harry potter was how incompetent every minister of magic was

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Is nobody going to question why Percy Weasley bothered to keep his girlfriend a secret for a full year?

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One of the least realistic things about Harry Potter is that everyone was convinced that a twelve year old was the evil heir when there were so many more options who were older, more powerful and actually publically bashed muggleborns.

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Sirius and Lily

Ok so one Brotp I am obsessed with are these two

Lily hating Sirius at first

Lily hearing stories about what purists Sirius’s family are

Sirius hexing the shit out of a Ravenclaw Third Year who made fun of Lily for being a Muggle-born

Sirius finding Lily with a letter from Petunia calling her a freak

Sirius and Lily burning all of Petunia’s letters together

Lily helping Sirius in Potions

Lily sitting with Sirius in the Common Room and making tea after a nightmare or a letter from Walburga

‘She’s not your real mother, do you hear me?’

Sirius not liking hugs, until Lily gets him used to it

Lily being one of the first people to tell Sirius she loves him, just in a platonic way

Sirius and Lily having prank wars

'Why is my bra hanging from the Quidditch posts, Black?’

Sirius comforting Lily after Snape called her a Mudblood

Sirius and Lily doing almost as many pranks together as the Marauders combined

Sirius making Lily the Fifth Marauder

Just because her name wasn’t on the map doesn’t mean she wasn’t one of them

And no, Lily is not a goody-two-shoes or Marauders Era Hermione

Lily introducing Sirius to Muggle music and the Beatles

Sirius falling in love with 'Imagine’ instantly

Sirius sometimes staying with Lily after he ran away from home

Sirius taking Lily for rides on his motorcycle

Sirius naming his motorcycle after Lily

James getting annoyed

’No, Sirius, you can’t ride Lily’

Lily and Sirius coming up with stupid names for each other

'LILITH GENEVIEVE EVANS’

'Shut it, SIRIUMPTIOUS ONION BLACK’

Sirius and Lily braiding each other’s hair

Sirius and Lily painting their nails

Sirius coming out to Lily

Lily noticing that Sirius and Remus liked each other before anyone else did

Lily trying to get Remus and Sirius together

She ships it the most

Lily being there for Sirus after 'the prank’ despite how disappointed she is with him

Sirius realising Lily likes James before she does

Lots of 'Have you noticed how shredded James is looking recently? It must be all that Quidditch captaining and game winning he does’

Lily put an end to that quickly

Sirius calling Lily 'love’ more than James

James is jealous of them

Everyone might call them Jily but we all know that Sirius and Lily called it 'Lames’

Sirius and Lily honestly being platonic soulmates

Credit if you repost username is the same for ig reposts

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Just realised that I am officially the age that Harry was when he took co-guardianship of Teddy after the Battle of Hogwarts and I’m flabbergasted. I can’t take such a commitment.

Side note - also realised I’m of age in the Wizarding World and never have I been more upset that my Hogwarts letter got lost in the post.

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I looked out the window yesterday to see a tabby cat staring at me which such wisdom, I dead ass think it was Professor McGonagall.

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Some of you never spent the night of your 17th birthday crying because all your friends forgot and it shows.

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Ok no joke though, Netflix’s Instagram account on Chilling Adventures of Sabrina got better memes out there than actual meme accounts.

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I think the moment I exclaimed “Merlin” instead of “God” the other day, was the moment it really sunk in how much Harry Potter has affected me.

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True

I’ve got 99 problems and at least 98 of them are about the fact that we don’t know enough about the Marauders Era.

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You aren't sorted by what traits you have but by what traits you value the most.

Else Fred and George would’ve been a Slytherin, Hermione a Ravenclaw, Luna a Hufflepuff and Cedric a Gryffindor. You can fight me on this.

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I find it hilarious how in the show Scott stays silent for practically a whole season and has about a total of 5 lines but as soon as you look up “13 Reasons Why” on tumblr, you get scrolls of Scott Reed X Reader and just about nothing else.

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If boomerangs could be printed, they’d be wizarding photos

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Ginny Weasley is the only person in history to ever marry her childhood celebrity crush.

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Having a crush is harder than studying geology

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True

If you don’t look back on your past self and cringe, then you didn’t grow as a person.