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And they look out so hard for the well being of the spiders AND the dolphins

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Hey, if you can’t trust a mad billionaire who openly brags about his Ketamine addiction and his willingness to start WW3 and colonise Mars, then who can you trust?

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Pamela Anderson finally getting all the flowers and love she deserves as a person and actress:

She is a *good* actress. But there’s only so much you can do about a Baywatch script.

Or an industry that says: “You posed for Playboy a lot, so you have no acting talent.”

Man, even in her early days on Home Improvement as a ditzy assistant you can spot what a great comedian she was. She is very self aware. She has good timing. She knows exactly what everyone thinks her and adjusts her acting accordingly.

Which makes her a great performer.

The comparisons with Marilyn Monroe were never far off.

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the fact that George "let's murder everyone in the middle east" bush Jr is getting rehabilitated in the public mind as just a bumbling incoherent buffoon and not the bloodthirsty neoconservative warhawk he was and still is is proof that Trump is only like two future presidencies away from being seen in pop culture as a wacky jokester

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tfw you get halfway through a TV show, hear like one line, and go. okay. i gotta go check ao3. just to check, you know. to see if i'm right.

(i was right)

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The first time I heard an adult say the f word was when I was in fourth grade and we were doing some project that involved us baking cookies together as a class. My teacher Ms. Lindsey, who was real sweet, was demonstrating for everybody and she asked if anyone knew how to crack an egg, and I really didn’t know how to crack an egg, but I’m a go-getter, so I raised my hand and she called on me. I instantly knew I was in trouble at that point but I’d seen my dad crack eggs hundreds of times so I figured, ya know, it can’t be thaaaat hard. So I grab the egg but I have no sense of how softly you’re supposed to tap an egg to crack it, so I just slam it against the desk and splatter raw egg ten feet in every direction and my teacher said “what the fuck, Dion?”

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I’m so glad that DC and Marvel both have “gay sex probably happened” comic book covers.

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you guys gotta stop shipping 30-year-old men and calling it old man yaoi. 30 is really not old. thats just man yaoi

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Ok, but like, I think that’s just what it’s like to be a cat. People just coming into your home uninvited

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randomly remembered “i have d cups, grandpa. the waitress thinks you have dementia” tonight so i decided to find the original tweet again and

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The reason Mel Blanc’s famous Looney Tunes screams have that distinctive echo is because Warner Bros. was too cheap to set aside any of their recording booths for cartoon dialogue. Instead, they’d take a soundstage that was currently between productions, and in between clearing out the old sets and moving in the new ones, they’d park Mel Blanc in the middle of the empty building, hang a boom mic over his head, and have him spend a day recording as much voice material as would fit on whatever leftover odds and ends of filmstock they had lying around.

I want you to picture that vast, empty, mostly darkened space, with a single point of light right in the middle of it, and in that point of light is this unassuming-looking little guy emitting a series of howling Daffy Duck screams.

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Ask me to walk on fucking water Malborn