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Slitherin’

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The birth of Snake Venus

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Thank you so much

I just reached 1000 followers. I love you all

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Found this big boi on my trip to Hawaii

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Me to myself: act normal

Me: *bombards them with snake facts*

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Meet Leo, my friend’s rescue leopard gecko. He previously lost his tail with his past owners

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Cutest ball there is

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when life gives you snakes,

love them

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My mom when I first got Venus: I’m not touching her

My mom now: YOU TOOK HER OUT AND DIDNT TELL ME???

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She’s getting close to shedding!

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Chillin

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Guess who’s back back back

Back again

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Herpetologist Pet Peves

1. People mixing up venomous and poisonous

2. People using the terms cold and warm blooded

3. “The only good snake is a dead snake”

4. Having the dangers of my job inaccurately mansplained to me

5. Brian Barczyk

Feel free to add more

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land swimming 😂

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Sorry for my inactivity! I get Venus back from her summer snake-sitter in less than two weeks

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Toad friend was chillin and eating bugs in the backyard. 13/10 good boi

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She's a trouble maker too

Venus isn’t too much of a troublemaker, except that one time she was trying to escape and BENT the metal of her tank lid