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new years eve!!! wooo!!! go crazy go wild! 🥳🥳🥳

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guys. are we still in the fuck it we ball years or are we already at the fully develop brain part....

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season's greasons

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The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992) Dir. Brian Henson

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her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

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just shot a gnome

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ok Pete just running out of time on his power and leaving Jay’s body was best case scenario because I was so worried he was about to get sucked off 😭😭

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I need to make a side blog for my new obsession bc I need to post this right now but WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK THIS IS SO AWESOME OMGJDJDJFK

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fuckc fuck fuck fucj fuck I think I just got asked out on a date

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I need someone to do to my body what those bitches online do to old stuffed animals. rip out my stuffing and wash me and fluff me up so good so you can put me back together looking fresh and good as new please and thank you

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have you heard of it!! it's called safe following distance on freeway. yeah it's the new trend that all the. cool&fuckable people are doing. or so ive heard. anyways probably worth trying

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This is your captain speaking and yeah we’re not landing. I just feel like we’ve got a really good thing up here and I don’t want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people

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it’s a tough life for someone like me, who should have been born a muppet

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WIZARD WRAPPED

You casted 1,039,627 spells this year

You pondered your orb for 985 hours

You targeted 109 spells at someone other than yourself - that’s in the top 6% of wizards!

You gained 5 familiars

Your favorite focus for spellcasting this year was a staff

Your cup size is H

Your most cast spell was Spontaneous Snack Generation and you used it 576 times this year.

Your most summoned object was Ketamine Ape at 69 summons

You trapped someone within an amulet for 10,000 years

You were unwittingly haunted by the evil skull twice

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