feywildjimmy

[feywildjimmy]

You there, tumblrina, what day is it?

[feywildjimmy]

Hey you, you’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush same as us and that thief over there. 

[feywildjimmy]

[feywildjimmy]

If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead 

[feywildjimmy]

i am bewildered why my for you tab is filled with sturgeon and coelacanth

unrelated i have 2 new top-10 animals

[feywildjimmy]

me drinking water at night

[feywildjimmy]

Roasted chicken, ginger, daikon, shiitake mushroom soup with lime, cilantro, broccoli sprouts, and rice noodles

[feywildjimmy]

mr sandman

man me a sand

[feywildjimmy]

There is a parallel universe where Tumblr is actually a great functioning site

[feywildjimmy]

If it sounds like the composer is trying to blast you with the orchestra until you're as deaf as he is, it's Beethoven.

If it sounds like the composer might be a vampire, it's Bach.

If it sounds like the composer is trying to set the violins on fire, it's Vivaldi.

[feywildjimmy]

IT'S AUGUST! TODAY IS STILL AUGUST 1, 1999!

[feywildjimmy]

that quote will forever haunt josh sawyer i fear

[feywildjimmy]

[feywildjimmy]

Actually making your selfinsert overpowered and friends with all your faves and a hybrid of the coolest species and in a relationship with your crush and the long lost sibling of the villain is called having fun and its cool as fuck

[feywildjimmy]

It’s either be yourself or pee yourself dude

[feywildjimmy]

Person who wants to do stuff trapped in a body that needs to lie down

[feywildjimmy]

showing my blood places it's never seen before!

1. the world outside my body

2. hhopital