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“What’s meant to be will always find a way”
— Trisha Yearwood (via suspend)
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Serial killer: *murders someone in a neighbourhood*
People from the neighbourhood: *are waiting for the police to come and interview them about the murder*
1970s FBI profiler: INTERVIEWING PEOPLE IS FOR NERDS, BACK TO MY HUNCH! The murderer used a knife (symbol for penis) which means he owns 2 bicycles and had pastrami for lunch.
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being ugly in high school doesnt last forever but the trauma of being ugly in high school SURE DOES !
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