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Slutshaming women is not ok Slutshaming Alexander Hamilton is totally ok Tumblr logic

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Of course but are we beautiful freaks?

You are beautiful in your own, warped little way!

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doomsday calendar says...

good morning! don't rely on the internet too much when it comes to forming opinions. do your own research and think for yourself :D

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I have no idea why but I always feel personally offended by ai voices being used unironically.

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Have you tried using the dream nail?

spreading the word

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Clippy I know you’re a silly little guy but you can’t just call me out like that.

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Beat my friend to near-death in a dream for torturing me with disgusting food. It was probably a fey pretending to be him.

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adhd paralysis sucks bcuz im just sitting there and my brain is like

YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME

no work done no rest gained. literally no point of this at all

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accidentally hit something on the treadmill at my gym and it opened a web browser??

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What the scallop is wrong with elbows on the table?

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So uh have you written fanfiction before rat man? Like self insert, platonic, anything? I feel like you tried at one point then buried it to never see the light again.

I have never understood the point of fanfiction. I have never cared for any fictional world enough to try, and even if I did care enough, I STILL wouldn't understand writing fanfic for said world. I'd rather dedicate that creative energy making my own shit instead - better that, than slurping off the creative energies of someone else; of a world and story that already exists - one of which you cannot canonically affect.

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When hunting down forest demons, do not burn down trees. Bribe them instead. I am business partners with 7 different trees.

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Sage in digimon 02 style (Digimon AU…?)

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Allow me to diversify your palette.

This is ■■■■■

This is what my dash looks like to me, right now. /lh

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so, about peakcliff being able to have 3 dullahan at once

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Railroad accidents happen because of the fey. Think about it, they have to cross them at our built crossing to stay safe. Why? Because the fey are weak to iron. And what do they do while they are crossing? They mess with human minds to cause accidents, to try to destroy our barrier and to punish us for daring to restrict them. They yearn for the destruction of rail to tear down the border wall between us and them. They possess politician minds or buy them out in order to make us make cars instead walkable cities are the enemy of the fey.

This is the TRUTH.

They want you to make trainjacks, to become carbrains, to mald and cope at the mention of climate change.

THIS IS THE TRUTH I CALL FEYS, TRAINS, AND AUTOMOBILES

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Yeah this is funny

Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation