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One of those goofy maid animes, except the viewpoint character isn't the hapless master or mistress of the house, but a regular-ass janitor who ended up on this crew due to a paperwork mixup at the temp agency and can't figure out what the fuck is wrong with her co-workers.

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I hate it when I remember a really nice indie animation and realize I’ll never see it again because I don’t know what it’s called.

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[ LCB Fanart ] Gates of Hell

Returning from the gates of hell

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Slutshaming women is not ok Slutshaming Alexander Hamilton is totally ok Tumblr logic

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Of course but are we beautiful freaks?

You are beautiful in your own, warped little way!

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doomsday calendar says...

good morning! don't rely on the internet too much when it comes to forming opinions. do your own research and think for yourself :D

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I have no idea why but I always feel personally offended by ai voices being used unironically.

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Have you tried using the dream nail?

spreading the word

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Clippy I know you’re a silly little guy but you can’t just call me out like that.

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Beat my friend to near-death in a dream for torturing me with disgusting food. It was probably a fey pretending to be him.

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adhd paralysis sucks bcuz im just sitting there and my brain is like

YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME

no work done no rest gained. literally no point of this at all

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accidentally hit something on the treadmill at my gym and it opened a web browser??

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What the scallop is wrong with elbows on the table?

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So uh have you written fanfiction before rat man? Like self insert, platonic, anything? I feel like you tried at one point then buried it to never see the light again.

I have never understood the point of fanfiction. I have never cared for any fictional world enough to try, and even if I did care enough, I STILL wouldn't understand writing fanfic for said world. I'd rather dedicate that creative energy making my own shit instead - better that, than slurping off the creative energies of someone else; of a world and story that already exists - one of which you cannot canonically affect.

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When hunting down forest demons, do not burn down trees. Bribe them instead. I am business partners with 7 different trees.