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because the ages in ace attorney are so fucked phoenix and mia’s entire relationship is literally just

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sometimes u just gotta remind yourself that while ace attorney is about law and justice and stuff it is also about a bunch of young adults living in [CALIFORNIA]

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normally it's frustrating when mystery games hand you answers on a silver plate but in ace attorney, the witnesses' tendencies to conveniently say far more than what they were asked for is so hilarious that it becomes its own reward. ace attorney witnesses will be asked what time they saw the murder and they'll say it was 10:40 and they know it was exactly that time because that's the exact minute they open the can of Fancy Feast to feed their elderly russian blue cat, father of 12 kittens and phoenix will be like umm actually i spoke to your cat and here's a written affidavit from him that there was a recall on Fancy Feast and also he's never been to russia nor known the touch of a woman. you're going to jail buddy

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I almost forgot to post this here. My top 5 Ace Attorney blorbos :3 (yes it is an insane group of people. don't worry about it ^_^)

(Version with normal colors/no background under cut)

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you know what would've been fucking incredible?

Playing out one of those thought route logic finale things, but as an unwilling 5-4 Apollo.

An Apollo, standing there, watching his coworker react to the knife that killed his best friend. An Apollo who desperately wants his thoughts to stop connecting, who reaches a conclusion that must be true, even if he doesn't want it to be.

The words "ATHENA KILLED MY BEST FRIEND" echo in his mind. Something shatters, but it isn't the truth.

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bringing this one over from twitter

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"(Her body was still warm... I could feel it when I held her shoulder. Then, all too quickly, it began to fade... Until finally she was cold.)"

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Dahlia is very debbie from addams family coded (the dialogue is ripped straight out of her monologue in family values)

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happy unease and uncertainty day

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Must suck ass to be like. a lawyer or something in the pokemon world. They haven't made any cool lawyer pokemon yet

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godot is my favorite prosecutor because he was a challenge for phoenix not because he was smart and made good arguments, but because he just straight up bullshitted through every case. nothing he said made sense. everything he said made sense. he was ridiculous. he was scary as hell

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watch out, donaldsons! ben changed his password from benaddiction123 to benaddiction124

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the ace attorney social media manager deserves a raise

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He's everywhere, your honor. (Someone buy me the Apollo Justice: AA trilogy 😔😔😓)

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phoenix what the fuck is your issue

he's been thinking of this line for a week let's cut him some slack. it's hard being the snarky straight man of the entire franchise when you are so definitively not a straight man.

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vintage phone

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"he would not fucking say that" but about injuries. he would not fucking recover that quickly. those scars would not fucking heal like that. he would not be fucking able bodied after that. he would not be fully lucid after that.