fetusbaconegg
Skeleton Self-shipper extraordinare
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A blog dedícated to simping for Sans, Gaster and Swap Papyrus maybe talking about undertale
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fetusbaconegg · 6 hours ago
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fetusbaconegg · 6 hours ago
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Gaster headcanons (Both sfw and nsfw)
SFW:
1.- He has a caffeine dependance because he won't sleep as long as he's able to force himself to keep going which results in him consuming absurd ammounts of coffee and eventually passing out while working
2.- He smokes. I do think he would get into any vices that could ease his work related stress and since he doesn't have lungs...
3.- He's gay. Homoromantic homosexual. I don't think he's the type to interact much with women with science being a mainly men populated field and when he does is only work related interactions he's got negative rizz
4.- He had a crush on Asgore at some point. Asgore constantly sings praises his way and took a looong time to replace him when he fell into the core so I do think their relationship whether one sided on Gaster's side or not was closer than just boss employee
5.- Gaster is a control freak he likes having control over things because that ensures things are well done will come out according to his desires it extends to his relationships too romantic or not he needs to be in control to feel safe.
6.- He's emotionally constipated he puts logic and reason above emotion which means he doesn't really allow himself to feel things as he should which results in outbursts when he's alone. He tries to mantain the cold emotionless calculative facade but really he's just suppressing his emotions
7.- He has a very very big ego we know from Undertale that basically the whole underground sung praises his way and in Deltarune hes basically playing god with the darkeners so I think it reflects him believing he's above everyone else because he has more knowledge than them
NSFW
1.- Gaster is dominant exactly because of his need for control and authority I take he would enjoy having his partner submit to him.
2.- He's touch starved.
Since Gaster rarely allows anyone to get close to him touch is something he doesn't get often and he limits himself because he doesn't want to show vulnerability but hes very much I'm need of it
3.- He's a sadist and a masochist
He likes experimenting with his partners body and observing their reactions seeing how much he can push them and how it affects them but he also doesn't mind pain too much he might even find it stimulating.
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fetusbaconegg · 7 hours ago
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fetusbaconegg · 8 hours ago
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The babygirl
Their relationship might just be a tad weird
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fetusbaconegg · 18 hours ago
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Scaringly accurate
found this cool quiz
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Well then. Shit.
@thestrangesun @epicthrees @ziggysspiders @humanteethmarksonhumanbone and anyone who wants to join ofc
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fetusbaconegg · 19 hours ago
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Maybe but I would say out of Noelle and Kris Noelle has a better chance of being interesting.
Kris is too bitchy moody and preachy for my taste I get they are a teenager but like this is fiction they don't have to be a bitchy teenager for the sake of realism much like Frisk didn't spend the enriety of the game crying and scared of the monsters xP
I think Deltarune is a good concept and the game mechanics are good but so far writing wise it kinda sucks and doesn't hold a candle to Undertale because all of the charm is missing. Like I bet ya that if Gaster hadn't been used to market it and the Undertale characters had been brought back for nostalgias sake nobody would have played this.
PS: I so hope Beardly is dead that would make things a tad better 🤷🏻‍♀️
Gaster is so gonna be ruined by Deltarune.
Deltarune is a cool game mechanic wise but most of the main cast sucks (except Ralsei) and so far the most interesting bits have been Gaster related (the secret bosses) Toby has built so much hype around him that I feel it's impossible to live up to and Deltarune may ruins him and forever poison the well on him. If it does happen I'll fully believe Undertale was a fluke despite Deltarune being made first maybe it's a Legend of Korra to Avatar situation.
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fetusbaconegg · 19 hours ago
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susie is an abusive bully who is loved by every character that matters despite not even once apologizing and even threatening Kris with death
Kris spends their time nagging and bitching at us for playing the game and it feels insanely preachy and annoying
Noelle doesn't have a personality in the pacifist route other than "I'm in love with the abusive bully" like girl I'm also a lesbian we know you like girls please shut the fuck up she's only interesting in the weird route
Ralsei is alright...but he's basically living Asriel so...i don't know if he counts?
Lancer is so unimportant he literally becomes an object on chapter 2 he's a plot device so we feel bad for Susie despite her not changing much
Also suselle sucks Undyne and Alphys already did that number so much better.
Oh and Beardly is an incel, quite literally.
Gaster is so gonna be ruined by Deltarune.
Deltarune is a cool game mechanic wise but most of the main cast sucks (except Ralsei) and so far the most interesting bits have been Gaster related (the secret bosses) Toby has built so much hype around him that I feel it's impossible to live up to and Deltarune may ruins him and forever poison the well on him. If it does happen I'll fully believe Undertale was a fluke despite Deltarune being made first maybe it's a Legend of Korra to Avatar situation.
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fetusbaconegg · 21 hours ago
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wanted to babygirlfy him
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fetusbaconegg · 23 hours ago
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how it feels when the thing i like is something i really like and thats because i really like it and it makes me happy to like it
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fetusbaconegg · 1 day ago
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Gaster is so gonna be ruined by Deltarune.
Deltarune is a cool game mechanic wise but most of the main cast sucks (except Ralsei) and so far the most interesting bits have been Gaster related (the secret bosses) Toby has built so much hype around him that I feel it's impossible to live up to and Deltarune may ruins him and forever poison the well on him. If it does happen I'll fully believe Undertale was a fluke despite Deltarune being made first maybe it's a Legend of Korra to Avatar situation.
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fetusbaconegg · 1 day ago
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river cross
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You bet your ass Gaster fell in and Tektite had to fish his wet ass out
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fetusbaconegg · 2 days ago
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🌻 Idk who needs to hear this but, self shippers.
BE LOUD ABOUT YOUR SELF SHIP !!!
Talk about your f/os for hours, be cheesy in your posts about them, express your feelings in "weird" ways, show off your art, write that imagine you've been thinking of, explore very niche topics even if you think others won't care . . .
BE ANNOYING !!
Don't hold back and love loudly. Your love hurts nobody, this is your life and you're allowed to take up space !!!
So go ahead and love your f/os with all you have, as much as you want and in all the ways that make you happy :3 🧡
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fetusbaconegg · 2 days ago
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-ˏˋ self ship ask game ! જ⁀➴𖹭
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🤍 : how did you first meet your f/o? what made you realize you were falling in love with them? what made them realize they were falling in love with you?
🫧 : who makes the other one laugh more, you or your f/o? do you tell each other jokes, or is it more a natural sense of humor?
🐇 : do you and your f/o have a pet together? if so, tell us about it! ( what's its name? what kind of animal is it? what's its temperament? ) if not, would you ever get one together?
🐚 : do you give each other gifts often? what's your favorite thing they've given you? what's their favorite thing you've given them?
🦷 : have you ever helped each other through injuries? who gets injured more, you or your f/o?
🕯 : do you and your f/o live together? why or why not? what do your living space(s) look like?
🪽 : do you and your f/o enjoy traveling together? do you do it often? what's your favorite place that you've traveled with them?
🦢 : do you both enjoy classically romantic dates? what's your favorite date you've been on with your f/o?
🛁 : what are some nonsexual forms of intimacy that you & your f/o enjoy? what's your favorite? what's their's?
💿 : reveal your music taste! share some songs that you and your f/o enjoy. how about some albums? some artists?
🕊 : how do you and your f/o dress? do you coordinate outfits together? do you dress similarly, or are you opposites?
☁️ : do you and your f/o enjoy movie nights? what kind of movies do you both enjoy watching? do either of you have a favorite movie, and if so, what does the other one think of it?
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remember to practice reblog karma! ^^ you don't need to ask me ( op ) in order to reblog ☆ pr.osh.ip / c.omsh.ip / etc please dni!
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fetusbaconegg · 2 days ago
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SAVE ME SELFSHIP!!!!!
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fetusbaconegg · 2 days ago
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Hes a mad scientist of course he is gay do you know what he went crazy over? Men.
Science is a men dominated field why would he have gotten into science if he didn't want men to dominate him(?)
It's all so clear/j
But in all seriousness Toriel left Asgore always sang praises to Gaster you can't tell me Gaster didn't have a small crush on him.
Toby has spoken
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fetusbaconegg · 2 days ago
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how do i get selfship asks no glue no borax
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fetusbaconegg · 2 days ago
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Me at the end of Deltarune
I had this talk with someone on here and decided to draw it
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Sorry Kris angels heaven is me in pookie land.
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