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To YOU it’s bad writing. To ME it’s a very nuanced piece of work that explores subtle intricacies without outright saying it. And also it’s bad writing

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"i know you're still in there somewhere!" i mean yeah of course she is. i can hear her in my head and she's actually very much enjoying me possessing her. in fact our arrangement is quite arousing to her

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One of those goofy maid animes, except the viewpoint character isn't the hapless master or mistress of the house, but a regular-ass janitor who ended up on this crew due to a paperwork mixup at the temp agency and can't figure out what the fuck is wrong with her co-workers.

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finally, someone for tumblr

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this animal

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did you know they started printing contrasting words on either side of sweettarts? like bold and calm, local and global, head and heart? i did not, so you can imagine how startled i was to look down while eating my discount candy and see this:

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suck, and i cannot stress this enough, my cock to the fucking base

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They fucking killed a gnome in my yard

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i saw you and your male friend across the bar and noticed you're extremely weird about each other in various platonic and/or romantic ways Mind if i obsereve

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"there is something wrong with me" would imply theres something right with other people. which i dont believe