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One of my questions kills me. Do you think Wander's coat is soft or a little rough? I always wanted to pet him, is that normal?

I always imagined him soft, like a cat.

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we doin heraldry for the places in Einquell (the setting for the Toonkind DnD games) and I decided to have a quack at the flag and crest of Waddleton, our bootleg version of Duckburg! The off kilter colouring on the flag is a homage to how in the early comics the colouring would often be a little imprecise under the lineart, and the reference of the three gold spheres on top of Scrooge McD-er, Scru McCodger’s ‘Gold Bin’ is from the Thief and the Cobbler!

The flag itself is based off this teeny tiny detail in a Carl Bark’s comic;

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TPoH: Update!

Thanks for being patient! The week off was. a Very good idea but we’re back on schedule now!

Update here on the TPoH website!

If you want to buy books of this comic THEY ARE SOLD OUT BUT because of the kickstarter we will be printing new ones soonish this year! Until then you can get some nice lil badges and such, so how about checking out the new TPoH Topatoco site right here, or tell your friends about it! There are also always lots of my doodles to buy on nice stuff in my Society6 merch box too!

If you like TPoH and my other work and want to help keep a soul and body together monetarily, please consider supporting me on Patreon, even just one or two dollars a month helps!

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i think one of my fave shark facts is this thing that some species of sharks do where they sorta peek their heads out of the water to see whats above the surface…..its called spyhopping and great white sharks do it all the time

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the ultimate weapon

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You ALL be regretting writing, or attempting to write, that book or script about the serial killer.

Prosecutor: “The defendant googled ‘How does a murderer clean up the scene?’ is that not highly suspicious?!”

Sobbing writer: “But it was for my pulp crime novel! And I still can’t get a publishing deal!”

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Humans are weird: Laziness

I’m loving the ‘humans are weird/spaceorcs/space austrailians’ etc. As I read all these, I sit in an uncomfterble position, and I’m too lazy to change into a comfterble position, way too much effort. Anyone else? Just me?

Assuming that the aliens arent lazy and quite logical and wouldnt put up with hours of a low huming sound or the echo of a dripping tap. They would get up and turn the light off.

“Finally! Ri'kni can you turn that damn light off?” Human Elle lies still in her bed, head buried beneath the covers.

Alien Ri'kni finds this behaviour odd, if Human Elle wanted to sleep comfterbly why not just turn the light off? Confused, they turn the light off and instantly seeiig the relief of Human Elle, the from the spacehall dimly lighting the room.

“Ah, thats better.”

“Human Elle, if I may. Why not just get up and turn the light off if it was bothering you?”

“I’m too comfortable here, I don’t want to get up besides I lost my nerf gun. Maybe I’m just too lazy.”

Lazy. This word is new to Alien Ri'kni. Ri'kni was well aware what a nerf gun was, for the humans would have harmless wars aboard the ship. Ri'kni doesn’t wish to disturb the human when they’re trying to achieve a form of stasis, which they call sleep. But Ri'kni wants to know.

“What is lazy?”

“Well,” she thinks about her answer for a moment before concluding in her head. “Its what you just saw. Say if something were to catch on fire in here, not enough to cause alarm or harm to anything around it. Would I get up and put it out? No, I cant bebothered.” She says this so casually.

“I dont understand. If there is a fire in your room you wouldnt put it out!?”

“Not if I had to get up”

Horrified at her response Alien Ri'kni, leaves thinking deeply about this new trait he’s discovered and adds this to his notes. This new trait doesnt match what they know about humans, they’re normally logical somewhat.

This may be another dangerous trait of theirs.

“Human Dean what is this, this mechanism?”

“Oh, I’ve engieneered my room to shut the door and turn the lights off all from my bunk.” Human Dean smiles widely while casually laying on his bed.

“Why?” Alien Svnok asks with a tone of confusion. “Why not just get up?”

“Must you aliens question everything we humans do?”

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Give a bored human a screwdriver and you’ll find a pile of scrap where your ship used to be, with a proud looking human sitting nearby. 

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😳 hornat

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JUST SOME THOUGHTS! I don’t really like the “go from the top up” advice on drapery/clothes - if you’re having difficulty try it like this!

YES I see the typo… I’m so sorry folks… I was in a frenzied rush to make this…… and I’m too lazy to fix it……

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Yo heck yeah-

Ya’ll ready for more of that good good tardigrade content??

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Invalid D&D Alignments

Lawful Chaotic - loophole abuse. their goal is to carry out as many zany shenanigans as possible in an absolutely nonpunishable manner. Chaotic Lawful - malicious compliance. dredges up obscure laws that haven’t been implemented in decades or centuries and insists on following them. thrives on inscrutable bureaucratic labyrinths. Good Evil - the token evil teammate. a missing stair. an objectively terrible person but charming or useful somehow so people keep making excuses for them. Evil Good - always does the right thing, but, like, in the least comfortable way. call them in for big, big problems, and then spend a year wondering if it was really worth it. their approval fills you with shame.

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“Happy Valentines day darling~ Won’t you be mine on this special day?”

It’s a bit late but I wanted to do a Valentine theme Moonjumper ;v; Happy Valentines day everyone and I hope you enjoyed this day of love <3

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There’s always an evil one.

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yo kai watch fandom pspspsps

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This popped up in one of my FB groups and I thought it was rad!