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i think maybe we could spend less time thinking about things that make us angry and more time thinking about other stuff

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Adult friendships be like “I miss you bro, let's hang out in November"

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Halloween season is over but i am still here 🎃

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So yesterday I went to take banana, peeled it, and came back to show my partner because wow, this is a VERY STRAIGHT banana !

Like abnormally straight !

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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

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reblog to diminish the horrors from the person you reblogged from

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My dark souls co-op summons running alongside me watching me fail to dodge 100% of enemy projectiles and spam 7 estus before we even reach the boss room

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— Arthur Miller, The Crucible

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An early Halloween cartoon for New Scientist

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Bob's Burgers

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do u ever get emotional about the fact that tchaikovsky, a gay man, wrote his Romeo and Juliet overture for his brother and his brother’s gay lover bc I sure as hell do

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honestly christianity really hit the jackpot with "jesus christ" rolling off the tongue as an expletive so well. the number one problem with fantasy settings is that whatever names you come up with to take in vain will never hit as well as "jesus christ"

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Things cats were right about all along:

Fuck staying hydrated by drinking enough water - eat! more! wet! food! (watermelon, cucumbers, SOUP!)

Feels great to be really high up in your house where you can see the whole place (loft bed loft bed loft bed loft bed!)

Express yourself as clearly as possible when people are touching you and you don't want them to.

Optional, but you can also express yourself clearly when your people are not touching you and you want them to.

Sometimes it's important to just go "hmm. actually, I don't care" and wander off.

You don't have to be the strongest or toughest to defend yourself, it's enough to just be difficult enough to not be worth the trouble.

Ghosts will eventually leave if you stare at them for long enough.