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what are y’all’s tarot birth cards?

mine are the tower and the chariot

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Anita Bryant just died and I haven't seen one crab rave gif on my dash yet... Come on people

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Wendy's employee who saw me cataclysmically stoned and hooked me up with 20 nugs on an order of 10 i hope you get your ass ate forever, I think they should let you kill one person legally per year, you deserve a pet dragon.

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No new years day will be like waking up to hollyweed on January 1, 2017

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I thought I had something

But it quickly fell apart...

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the trolley problem vs. systemic oppression: a comic.

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at the mariners bar: sorry mates i cant go out today.. My boat's transmasc now. He's more comfortable with he/him. He just went through top surgery to get his sails removed and he's recovering. Bluebeard-and-Pronouns the woke pirate: arrg so he's gotten a mastectomy. well i'm glad that he's discovered himself.

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It's actually funny how humans decided "fuck living in caves with all these creepy crawlies", got out of caves, built houses that have all the nice parts of a cave without any of the yucky parts, and then all the little bugs and spiders and other creepy crawly creatures that used to also live in caves thought "sweet, new and improved caves" and moved right back in with us.

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I need everyone to know that the ship Götheborg, the world's largest ocean-going wooden sailing ship, answered a distress call the other day.

Imagine waiting for the coast guard or whatever to show up and instead a replica of 18th century merchant ship pulls up and tows you to the coast.

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what a time to be alive

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i cannot believe we are about to be a whole QUARTER into this century

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If that doesn't have potential for some fairytale nonsense, I don't know what does.

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Laudna's talk with Imogen last episode was very sweet but it was also that sunk cosg fallacy skeleton meme and so i had to draw this very stupid thing <3

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she's a bard. she's a spy. she's a nun. she thinks god is talking to her. she likes shoes. she has a hairless rabbit as a pet. she broke a guy's neck with her thighs. she's the late pope best friend. she's the new pope. she's bisexual.