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i genuinely dont think we talk about this post enough

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idea birthed from @drmslastmorning while we were fucking around in pandora:

cquackity playing certain disks while torturing dream so he associates certain things with the disks :)

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Xisuma: Dude, come on, you're sick. Go see a doctor. Ren: Nope. I hate doctors. Will not be going to one, no thank you, the door is that way— Xisuma: Ren, there are two people on this server with professional medical experience. You know who they are? Gem and Doc. Xisuma: If you cooperate, I'll call Gem. If you insist on not taking care of yourself, I'll call Doc. Ren: Ren: I'll call Gem.

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This person made a whole abandoned city in minecraft - Link

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Highlights from Technoblade's MCC 5 VOD, which include: a Technodad story, Techno going beast-mode in PVP, SBI dunking on Tommy, Techno bribing Eret, and more.

Part 1 || Part 2 || Part 3

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With more confirmation that a lot of exile happened off camera I’m bringing back this clip. “He could be upset” God.

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cprimetober day 3 - stalkers tango ( stalking , "ur like a little bug, scopophobia )

little written thing under the cut bc i was feeling inspired, has similar cws to the art.

you know hes there. you hug your plush closer to you, and shuffle under your thin blanket. you know youre trembling, and you know hes watching you. you just want to sleep. why does something so simple, so human, have to be horrifying?

his breath is quiet, but everything else is so suffocatingly silent that you are fixating on the sound. trying to convince yourself that hes not there, while terror crawls through your veins and unwanted tears of horror prick at your eyes.

you know he used to do this in the early days, back when things were simpler. you saw the tunnels, you and your best friend even joked around about it. this isnt anything new, and a part of you hates that.

its not even just inside when your inside your house either, its when youre just taking a walk outside, when youre going to visit your best friend. when you see movement out of the corner of your eye, or when you feel a fucking hand on your shoulder, and turn around and theres nothing there.

you know its him, it has to be. yeah, some of it could be parinoid thinking but considering everything.... you cant blame it all on a trick of the mind.

he watched you during your exile too, even though it was different it still made you feel unnerved, espessially in the beginning of that horrid era. he'd watch as youd build up your inventory, only for it to be destroyed the next day, hed watch as you got worse and worse because of him and your eyes used to be so bright, so fucking bright and now they are just grey and he did that, and watched as it happened over time.

you try your best to stifle a sniffle, and curl into a ball under your blanket. you shut your eyes, and cover your face with your plush. you just want to sleep.

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AO3 Top Relationships Bracket- Round 2 Side 2

Wilbur & Technoblade & Tommyinnit & Phil are here as a platonic/familial relationship.

This poll is a celebration of fandom history; we're aware that there are certain issues with many of the listed pairings and sources, but they are a part of that history. Please do not take this as an endorsement, and refrain from harassment.

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you better eat this shit up tumbler

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he blends in

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incidentally. every time i see someone speculating about "what if the season ends soon". i know we're safe for the time being and don't have to worry. because tango doesn't understand the idea of "good enough" and as a result if the season ends before decked out 2 has been played for its entire two-month run, he legally would be allowed to become a serial killer. and like, he lives near impulse and skizz, and maybe they're acceptable losses, but the entire state of arizona isn't. and who knows. maybe more. and the hermits can't be responsible for tango murdering the entire state of arizona (and who knows maybe more). they just can't. so the season can't end yet. because decked out 2 isn't done. and hasn't been played for its entire run yet. because the fate of arizona depends on it. you understand, right?

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wake up babe new favorite phil tweet just dropped

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i opened bad's stream in the middle of a villain monologue and im absolutely obsessed with his energy switching here

transcript under cut:

What do you do? How do you defeat something which you cannot kill? Chat, how.. How do you defeat something... that cannot die? It's simple, chat. You take away things it cherishes one by one until it wishes that it was dead. That's how you kill an unkillable god, by making it want to die. And then you deliver the final blow-- and that's what i will do, that will be my ultimate revenge! On that little muffinhead for destroying my house [sniffs, tearfully] i can't believe he did that...

Anyway! It's gonna be fun we're gonna have fun doing it too-- it's gonna be great!

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a series oh photos involving The Incident as told on snapchat

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bonus epilogue sketch from doc under the cut

Keep reading

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grian be like “yeah sorry i was bored“

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Funniest thing Doc could do right now is convincingly pretend he's booking a flight to Portland