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hate when people are like "trust your gut! listen to your intuition!" like okay well my gut is telling me every person i lay eyes on is hunting me for sport and my intuition is saying i should find a secluded cave and live there forever so what do you suggest i do with that information

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The Archivist (+alt version) 🧿

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I don't want my cellphone to have AI I want it to have 3 days of battery time. I don't want my computer to have AI preinstalled I want it to have seven usb ports and high ram at affordable price. I don't want my games to have AI built levels I want them to be so optimized I could run them on a nokia.

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Hey so that was a great date, yeah, but I don't think it's going to work out. Nono you didn't do anything wrong, and I have indeed had a crush on you since we started high school, it's just... well, I didn't want to bring it up at the time but we kinda got sucked into a portal fantasy midway through. We saved the kingdom over and over, relying on our knowledge of and trust in each other every time, throwing ourselves into the firing line to protect each other and using each others' conviction as a rock. We got married and lived a happy life together until the portal sucked us back mid-battle and you gave up all your memories of our journey in order to save my life right when we ended up back in the coffee shop. Yeah that was when I got a bit weird and went to the bathroom.

Anyway I thought we could push on and make the date work but I have all of these memories of secrets that this you never chose to share, decisions that this you never made, and intimacies that this you never experienced. And it's kind of screwing with the vibe yeah. Also on the date it was really, blatantly clear that you're sixteen whereas I have memories of ruling a fantasy kingdom for thirty years so like... that's a problem all on its own. Anyway this you just feels more like a daughter to me. A daughter with the woman I gave my heart and soul to over and over and received like in return, only to lose her forever on the journey home. On the plus side I can definitely help you with your math homework now.

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it’s my birthday which means i get to post a silly jmart sketch and go see sonic the hedgehog 3 like the very mature 20 year old i am <3

the amount of angst i post really is a facade; my sketchbook and ipad are full of tooth-rotting fluff that usually never sees the light of day oops

here’s a lil closeup!

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Late hours at the Archives👁️

Late hours at the office, spilling tea figuratively and literally

Details!!↓

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“Haha so us” you sent me art of two men kissing, how am I not supposed to want to claw at your skin to taste your blood and gnaw on your bones now? Don’t play with me I will sit at the foot of your bed forever

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Ph. Mark Kauffman, Marine Boot Camp, July 1951 for Life Magazine

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malevolent is a very fun flavor of unreliable narrator. narrator who you're in a situationship with. narrator who doesn't know what owls are and gets scared of your reflection. narrator who refuses to narrate when he doesn't want you to find your keys

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credit

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codependent loserthing

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I think it’s so funny when there’s a teen drama and the biggest bully is goth/punk/a metalhead. Is that really happening in any school in America?

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there should be an oscar just for saying something this beautiful and true in a movie

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Con: the American economy would collapse brexit-style

Pro: it would be kinda funny

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love the word rigamarole. sounds like a pasta and is the perfect word for something unnecessarily convoluted

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we all talk a big game on here but the honest truth at the end of the day is that if i saw slenderman i would be really scared

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Cant have fucking shit in Detroit