Are you a mage? Because you just magicked my breath away ;)
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legitimately so scary that i just made a doctors appointment for 2025. you mean the far distant sci fi future 2025? you mean the pacific rim 2025? you mean i have to go to the doctor while giant robots are fighting the fucking kaiju? fuck all the way offfffffff
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Would sleeping with a centaur be considered bestiality?
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she was 17 bullying the entirety of london society
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well i didn’t want to ASSUME the guy who has fangs and weird eyes and is constantly making strange cryptic comments about blood is a vampire. That would’ve been rude.
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Feeling playful
source of inspiration: playing with cat’s tail. I just remembered how funny it is to cover their tails with palm and watch them change its position. until you encircle it while they try to wriggle free. and then you “find out” with the teeth marks on your hand haha
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https://x.com/skeptical_lynx/status/1772340642020028851?s=46&t=EuBiJuFrpmM7JiLiuDbaCA
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baby boy actually thought he was subtle...
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The Devil's Garden 🌹 🩸 will he paint them red?
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LOOK I JUST REALLY ENJOY THEIR FRIENDSHIP OK?? You can't tell me they wouldn't hang after their respective personal quests (spawn ending ofc)/emotional breakdowns over their own mortality
EDIT: I forgot to watermark these so now more than ever PLEASE don't repost
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I'm scared of a chimpanzee because I know it will kill me. I'm scared of an orangutan because I know it will teach me things about myself I wasn't willing to confront
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this is very telling and targeted but vampire who can tell when you haven’t been eating well based on how your blood tastes and fusses over it. well. nothing is more tender to me. don’t analyze this.
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I dont play pokemon unite but its cool because it gives us skins like "what if marill frequented glory holes"
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tradgedy enjoyers when you look into the eyes of your worst enemy and can only see yourself
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