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EDIT: On the advice of my legal department, I would like to formally apologize to the elderly woman I called a "beta". I was not aware that she was the goddess Athena in disguise.
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I still can't believe we let the broader LGBT sphere get away with "hating men means hating trans women" for so long
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@superhumanfoods
I know I’ve talked about it before but it never ceases to amaze me that the city of Toronto created this labyrinthine series of underground walkways that stretch for kilometres under the heart of downtown and they called it the fucking PATH. like how much more ominous could that even be. It doesn’t even stand for anything it’s just the PATH, all caps. What fucking fae named this artisanal bakery maze.
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spiritually wounded by the back-to-back year of mormon lawsuit ads followed by the year of anti christian bias task force
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Reopening Commissions!
For a short time I'm taking some commissions to help recoup/bulk up my savings for things like medicine (particularly HRT, my last batch of E was TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS), food, clothes, and emergencies.
If you'd like one I usually keep three slots open at a time to give myself ample time to work on things, but I do re-open the slot when the commission is complete. Please send me a direct message here on tumblr so we can talk more about what you'd like!
Pricing and examples below!

Flat colour piece w. basic detailing: $40
(Piece includes a single character and BG element in flat pixel art, $15 for another character)

Multimedia Y2K Stylized Piece: $35
(Piece includes a custom 3D background created in Bryce 3D and stylized poster/card format) NOTE: Background complexity is limited, please temper expectations

Flat/Pixel art only Y2K Stylized Piece: $40
(Piece includes a single character/design element in a poster/card format, $15 for another character)

Pixel Chibi: $20
(Piece includes a single character and BG, no additions)
Emote Suite: $35
(Price covers up to 9 custom emotes sized for usage in Discord and other messaging use cases)
Doodle: $15
(A flat simple piece with a simple concept done on a small canvas. Includes one character and simple background, no additions)
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Before my transition I used to love hanging around the house wearing thin pyjama pants and nothing else. And I still do. Being topless in slutty pants is every person's inalienable right
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EARLY MORNING ANNOUNCENT: IT IS THE 4TH SUNDAY IN JULY, AND SO IT IS BOG DAY
GO APPRECIATE A BOG
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I love egg fic
#did you know that there are stories about girls like you and they're so cute and sweet and you should read them.#(the prior tag is for the boys that follow me. if you're transmasc you're allowed to ignore it. but otherwise. you should read egg fic.)#(in fact you should read bottle blondes. it's cute and it's good.)#i'm a little drunk rn sorry.
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im joining the war on gross disgusting pornographic content on the side of gross disgusting pornographic content
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reactionary (lying, knows this is false): children are getting sex change operations in public schools liberal (righteously debunking): this isn't happening for many reasons. parental consent is required and no parent would consent + doctors require years of treatment first + it's not even legal + schools can't afford it + insurance doesn't cover it. trans kids (listening): every adult in the world collaborates to prevent me from making decisions about my body
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