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[femcubezero]

Oh my god, so according to the Education Edition devs, redstone is just fantasy upgraded uranium

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Remember

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[femcubezero]

It's been a month, and I'm ready to address the drama.

I say to you; In order for chorus fruit to be a vegetable it needs to be a plant, is it a plant? We may never know, let's just say it is. Since chorus plants are plants, chorus fruits have to be a vegetable, for they an edible part of a plant. All fruits are vegetables. Thank you.

Addressing your accusation that Chorus Fruit aren't fruit; First off the flower being the only useable thing to grow a new chorus tree isn't sufficient evidence against the claim that they are. Trees in minecraft aren't grown from their fruit and seeds, only saplings from their leaves. Cacti and Sugar Cane we just take a piece off to replant, and not their seeds. It's a common trope in minecraft to skip seed planting for large plants.

Now most ornamental flowers I know of have a blooming and dying phase where after they die the petals usually fall off but sometimes stay and we're left with a fruit, everything that flowers has a fruit unless it's an exception like the cherry blossom which is a cherry tree that doesn't produce a fruit, it relies solely on other ways to have more of itself in spite of it being a prunus.

Additionally you've yet to explain what the chorus fruit are. Let me note that each stem block has a bulbous appearance and drops 0-1 chorus fruit. Meaning it's inside, since we don't see the fruit on the outside, but why is there a bulb you can easily detatch inside? It makes no sense. Also mojang has officially stated endermen love to the eat the fruit, which when eaten teleports the consumer and I assume is what gave the endermen the ability to teleport. This explains why the plants are across the various islands, the fruit, when eaten, teleports the consumer, allowing the fruit seeds to be elsewhere to spread more. Fruits in real life do this, they let themselves be eaten, in order to spread their seeds. Now why is the fruit inside the stem? As I've stated before to protect it from the harsh natural elements, the endstone is bleached, there's natural light everywhere, it makes sense the outside is harsh.

Now interestingly a mojang article mentioned the end is in constant twilight and that's when dragon fruit bloom, in order to attract moths and bats for pollination. This implies there might be moths in the end that pollinate chorus fruit, which since the end seemingly has no wind that we know of makes this how we can explain how chorus are pollinated, tiny moths the player can't see, though there is no way to confirm this yet.

Now you mention chorus plants grow more limbs to spread better, possible but I'm having a hard time buying it when they rely on being eaten and the distant between trees in the end does not imply your stance. Chorus have been compared to cacti by monjang and those cactus that grow more arms usually do it to store more water. So storing more nutrients is certainly possible but with seemingly no weather in the end it seems unlikely. However it may just be due to the plant producing more flowers as it grows taller to attract more pollination and make more fruits. The plant is always in bloom, the flower grows the stem from underneath it, making my theory that it grows a fruit inside the stem as the stem grows around it pushing the flowers away once it's ready to start growing the fruit inside more plausible. The flowers are notably flat against the plant and we cannot tell just how deep the ovaries are but they could be at the center only reachable by a tiny moth. The reason some stem blocks might not drop a fruit is because the flower failed to be pollinated before it grew its stem again and/or the fruit got damaged during harvest. It is to be noted the flower block is bigger than the stem, which supports the stem growing from under it pushing it away, making its noticeable chorus sound when it does this, as I doubt something with such a stiff looking structure would shrink, but if it does shrink that'd be around the fruit it's producing making the bulbous shape. I will concede there's very fruit that grow inside the plant, but there's at least 1, figs, though the reason the fruit is inside is different from why I stated chorus does it, it still gives precedent for such a thing/

As we've gone over, there's nothing exactly like this plant in real life so I must use what information I have about how fruit in real life work and the similarities and how that could apply to the chorus plant.

I am fully confident in my data this time and am using real life examples to fill in my blanks that lack most of the info but have just enough to apply the real life examples. I believe my explanation as to why they can be fruit is most conscionable.

I. This morning. Will reopen this can of worms with which to lie in, as the one from years past is terrible and awful actually.

So I say to you, @femcube, once and for all. The Chorus Fruit of Minecraft is a vegetable.

First of all, there are two main parts of a Chorus plant, the Flower, with which is the only item usable to grow a new tree, and the "Fruit", which can be gathered from the stalk beneath the flower. Based on nearly all known specimens of plants on earth, this is the anatomy of the average Chorus tree as it is presented to us within the game.

My proposal, is that the Chorus plant grows in a similar style to many decorative flowers, (I don't actually know the botanical term for them but you know what I'm talking about) where the budding flower grows up from the ground via stem, the Chorus "Fruit" if you will, but then begins to branch out much like a tree, spreading new buds and stems off from the center. The bulbous appearance of the stem comes NOT from the individual fruits, but rather just an aesthetic appearance, you've seen the ackee, plants can look weird as shit, being a bit wobbly and in space is not really a crime. Plus your point a few years ago on the basis of the six sided flowering block I believe to be irrelevant entirely, it is much more plausible to call that a technical factor only, related purely to out of context game decisions, and unrelated entirely to the biology of the tree. If any of this is hard to picture let me know I will make another diagram.

Now, as opposed to branching out in the way it does to be able to gain more sunlight, the Chorus Plant does this to better spread the flower, it's seeds. You see, the Chorus Plant is seemingly one of only four biological life forms in The End. Given that Jean doesn't leave her island which has no chorus on it, and that the shulkers are exceptionally stationary and seem uninterested, I believe that environmentally the Endermen are the only creature to interact with chorus plants. They eat the vegetable stem, thus like many players breaking the rest of the sprig off to the ground, where the seeds of the Flower can grow a new tree far enough away so that as to not leech resources. Thus over time growing a whole forest.

When examining the lore and elements of a world within a concrete video game, there is little evidence to go off of outside of what is given to us by the design, features, and image of these objects. In the instance that you are examining something with little evidence, it is only sensible to come to the conclusion most likely and supported by the facts. All evidence and theory that you have presented to this date is both uncanny and unconscionable. With even you yourself admitting that there is seldom plausible environmental reasoning toward your theory. The only possible explanation I could surmise for why one would argue so wholly for such a thing with no evidence or even recognizable patterns would be to explain away the title of the Chorus Fruit item within the game, when all known and typical knowledge supports otherwise.

[femcubezero]

can of worm*

I. This morning. Will reopen this can of worms with which to lie in, as the one from years past is terrible and awful actually.

So I say to you, @femcube, once and for all. The Chorus Fruit of Minecraft is a vegetable.

First of all, there are two main parts of a Chorus plant, the Flower, with which is the only item usable to grow a new tree, and the "Fruit", which can be gathered from the stalk beneath the flower. Based on nearly all known specimens of plants on earth, this is the anatomy of the average Chorus tree as it is presented to us within the game.

My proposal, is that the Chorus plant grows in a similar style to many decorative flowers, (I don't actually know the botanical term for them but you know what I'm talking about) where the budding flower grows up from the ground via stem, the Chorus "Fruit" if you will, but then begins to branch out much like a tree, spreading new buds and stems off from the center. The bulbous appearance of the stem comes NOT from the individual fruits, but rather just an aesthetic appearance, you've seen the ackee, plants can look weird as shit, being a bit wobbly and in space is not really a crime. Plus your point a few years ago on the basis of the six sided flowering block I believe to be irrelevant entirely, it is much more plausible to call that a technical factor only, related purely to out of context game decisions, and unrelated entirely to the biology of the tree. If any of this is hard to picture let me know I will make another diagram.

Now, as opposed to branching out in the way it does to be able to gain more sunlight, the Chorus Plant does this to better spread the flower, it's seeds. You see, the Chorus Plant is seemingly one of only four biological life forms in The End. Given that Jean doesn't leave her island which has no chorus on it, and that the shulkers are exceptionally stationary and seem uninterested, I believe that environmentally the Endermen are the only creature to interact with chorus plants. They eat the vegetable stem, thus like many players breaking the rest of the sprig off to the ground, where the seeds of the Flower can grow a new tree far enough away so that as to not leech resources. Thus over time growing a whole forest.

When examining the lore and elements of a world within a concrete video game, there is little evidence to go off of outside of what is given to us by the design, features, and image of these objects. In the instance that you are examining something with little evidence, it is only sensible to come to the conclusion most likely and supported by the facts. All evidence and theory that you have presented to this date is both uncanny and unconscionable. With even you yourself admitting that there is seldom plausible environmental reasoning toward your theory. The only possible explanation I could surmise for why one would argue so wholly for such a thing with no evidence or even recognizable patterns would be to explain away the title of the Chorus Fruit item within the game, when all known and typical knowledge supports otherwise.

[femcubezero]

The darkness of puppets swapping places with people

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a vacancy plagues the war torn streets,

if only it could’ve been as simple as passion flowers?

only remember the remains of the buried beasts.

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[femcubezero]

what type of pie do i have? guess right and you get a prize

[femcubezero]

stop. get the fuck back in the bag

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villains, all of you

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Bread

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Oh the sweet vile decadent lies of a potential where the foolish nightly masquerades cause malignant larcenists in debt to the squalid mandates a great and foretold disillusionment.

[femcubezero]

It is time.