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The song “Hotel California” is basically a bad Yelp review and a 3 minute guitar solo.
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this was a long time ago. today, usually if you call back the telemarketers phone number it doesn’t take you anywhere. but years ago, someone would answer the phone when you called back.
so at the end of work one day, i went to a conference room.
i called the number of the telemarketer.
while it was ringing, i quickly hit hold and then called the same number again
then i joined the two calls in a conference call.
then i hit mute and listened to the two telelmarketers try to sell stuff to each other before realizing what was happening.
childish? yes. a waste of time? yes. worth every second.
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i would literally never play this game again if that happened to me
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This accordion version of Darude - Sandstorm is unbelievable
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me at the dentist
dentist: when was the last time you flossed?
me: bro u were THERE
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Couldn’t get to sleep so I took a walk to the park at 3AM. All the Pokestops had lures and it was totally full of 20/30-somethings wandering around, pacing back and forth, adjusting their position, and talking about Pokemon.
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*MEI IS BAE INTENSIFIES*
(dedicate this to my friend @meigeheart who rekt everyone with their head shots as Mei! )
*YOU ARE GIVEN NO PERMISSION TO USE THIS IN ANYWAY OR FORM! DO NOT REPOST IT UNLESS GIVEN PERMISSION BY ME*
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why do things aimed at “gamers” look like that
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“17th time’s the charm!”
-Ancient Dark Souls proverb
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