fellinlovewiththefirelongago

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abandonment issues? fuck yeah i’m abandoning these issues. bye

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Hey if u like the ocean look at this its rly cool I think

[fellinlovewiththefirelongago]

You a lot has been said about how quickly Ariel "fell in love"

Now as an adult I am a bit "bitch you don't even know him" but at the same time I can recognise that Eric was just part of her dreams.

She wanted to be human so very badly before Eric

He was just a bonus that she wanted to smooch

But Eric

Holy fuck!

This dude heard a chick sing and was like "that's the one. Her" despite not even seeing her face clearly

Then he meets a weird naked mute girl on the beach and is like "A FRIEND! I SHALL BRING HER HOME AND WE WILL BE FRIENDS FOR LIFE!"

And like his servant? Advisor? Whatever that dude is is like "okay I know you're hung up on mystery singing girl but this mysterious girl is right here and really into you"

And Eric is like "well damn. I should take her on a date and probably smooch her"

And he almost falls for this new girl so that he has to have a spell put on him by Ursala

Once that's broken and he realises that the two mystery girls are the SAME girl he is like "damn. Better commit murder for her" even though she is now half fish

Like Eric is ALL IN right the fuck away no matter of you're a romantic or platonic interest

Eric is a ride or die person through and through

I like to think like every other week he brings in a new drifter who is his New Best Friend and Love To Learn Ariel is thrilled and asks all the questions and records their life stories

I like to think Eric and Ariel are the weird royal couple but everyone is polite to them because 1. They are both very charming and 2. Eric can and will cut a bitch if necessary

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Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.

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Ao3 writers are the strongest Avengers

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God bless those people who are INCREDIBLE writers but decide to use those skills to write gay fanfiction

[fellinlovewiththefirelongago]

I think a lot of the time leaving comments on fanfics is like tipping the server when you eat out. Is it mandatory? Technically no. But is it kinda rude not to? Oh yeah. Does it have to be anything big? Not really, but if you really want to show your gratitude you can go big! And does it make their day? Absolutely! It’s just the right thing to do!

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I’ve determined I’d be a lot happier if I was a rich housewife even though I have Moral Beef with the rich

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I’ve decided for the sake of my mental health I will no longer be doing anything but laying in the sun by an aesthetic pond like a very tired frog

[fellinlovewiththefirelongago]

​Umm??

I answered a question in class and this bitch asked me to elaborate?? 

First off, how dare you assume I know what I just said

Second, I was tired and I only said as much as I wanted to say, and the implication that you didn’t immediately get my point and needed further explanation is not only rude but homophobic