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back at it again with the extremely self-indulgent diafams! I am being emotionally supported by overly-cutesy interactions between anime characters right now, don't judge me.

(also continuing with my headcanons that 1) mustache Bauru, and 2) he'll be hugely tsundere about it but you can, ultimately, convince him to do just about anything via careful application of Sebek.)

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Briar Land's greatest dad here we gooooooooo📢📢

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twst dorm sorter (color version)

this is a dorm sorting quiz that only asks you to choose colors. every color used was lifted directly from the game—card art, backgrounds, and character models.

please note that colors can differ between screens.

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Dude i totally get why you say “help” now. It’s literally like, ....help! lol

like girl... help! lol

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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH AHHHH AHHHHHHHH AAAAAHHHHHHHHH

LOOK AT IT LOOK AT IT LOOOK AAAT IIIIIIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

THE LITTLE CHARM AND STICKER IT CAME WITH ARE SOOOOOOO CUUUUTE TOO SOBSOBS9BSOBSVJJSKSB‼️‼️ AHH?????

IMMEDIATELY knew where I wanted to put the badge it's SOOOOO COOL I can't show a pic of it INSIDE the bag showcased on top bc the glue is still drying but I LOVE HIM????

@suntails BELOVED!!!!! THANK YOUUUUUUU 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 You are doing the Silver fans all over the world the best service ever AAAAHHHHHHH

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🫵 RAREPAIR SHIPS 🫵 beloved rookjade,,, sebejack maybe,, hold on I am spinning a wheel now for a randomized pair.... omg kalim/epel sounds FUN

HOORAY MORE RAREPAIRS LET'S GOOOOOOOO

freak4freak coulple im obsessed w/the vibe they bring to the table together. the problems they could cause. severely underrated combo. they match each other's freak tenfold!!!!!! remember that time jade literally fed rook like some poison ass food in culinary crucible and it temporarily paralyzed rooks tongue or made it swell or something and rook was like WOW THIS IS AWESOME. remember that time rook literally was following jade around and watching him from the bushes and jade was like "hmm i think someones following me. teehee." and then when he found rook in the bush he was like "oh. teehee." and rook was like "teehee" and riddle was also there and was like "ew. i am leaving this scene now 🚶" KJFKLSDHGKLDSJFLS like. no one is doing it like them. also i drew those^ during my therapy session today LOL

two of the most giant boys in school arm wrestling, which i realize isnt inherently shippy but also. it's first years. it's nrc. they are allergic to romance so if theyre gonna date they will do so via combat i think jfklshdflksdhflkjfkslhgdlkjfh

and then QUICK CUTE HUG FOR KALIM/EPEL CUZ I GOTTA GO DO THINGS BUT !!!! they could be adorable i think. kalim makes most everything cute 😌

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SEBEK ZIGVOLT GREATEST HITS‼️‼️‼️

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Mochi

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give yourself a chance to just chill whenever you can 👍

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Title: In Which Gojo Satoru Beats Donald Trump to Death.

Pairing: Gojo Satoru x Reader (JJK).

Word Count: 0.7k.

TW: Mentions of Consensual Sex and Off-Screen Violence. I Am Coping, But I Am Also Pissed. Be Patient, I Beg of You.

Live Dove: Tender and Sweet.

You’d been a little confused when Satoru came home uncharacteristically giddy in spite of the bitingly cold February weather, and a little more than confused when he said he had something to show you, took you by the arm, and teleported you out of your apartment entirely (after waiting for you to give your clear and enthusiastic consent, of course). You had no idea where he was taking you, but it only took a single second of whipping your head in either direction, a single glimpse of those awful bright yellow curtains and tacky eagle rug, to know where you were.

“Satoru,” you gasped, and his grin widened. “Is this the oval office?”

“The one and only.” His voice was low and smug, his tone more than enough to prove that he already knew you like your surprise. Wrapping an arm around your waist, he swept the content the presidential desk in the floor with his free hand and lifted you onto its outer edge, placing himself in the space between your open legs as if brought there by a gravitational pull. You draped your arms around his neck, pulling him into a long, deep kiss as sweet as apple pie, or funnel cake, or other true symbols of American culture that were formed through a broad, grassroot endearment rather than a bunch of gross old men deciding they’d look cool on a flag three-hundred years ago.

Reminded of gross old men, you pulled away with another sharp gasp. “But, ‘toru, what if he catches us?”

You had no problem with getting your back blown out by your loving boyfriend in one of the most sacred rooms in the United States, but if that lead-paint poisoned geezer happened to walk in (if he even could walk on his own, anymore), it’d totally ruin the mood. Satoru only laughed. “Don’t worry, baby,” And then, flashing you a quick wink, “I made sure to clear the place out for us.”

“Satoru, you didn’t!”

“Guess some fascists just can’t handle their blunt force damage,” he said, shrugging. Suddenly, your expression dropped, and Satoru noticed right away. “What’s wrong, baby?”

“Well, it’s not that the racist, senile felon didn’t deserve to have his skull caved in by a bisexual transgender man – since, y’know, we’re both bisexual and transgender.” Satoru nodded, affirming the fact that you two were similarly transgender and also bisexual, which you were. “It’s just – now that misogynistic white supremacist who jerks off to Margaret Atwood’s The Handmaid’s Tale every night before fucking his couch is going to be president, and that that kind of sucks too.”

“James David Vance?”  Satoru asked, refusing to use his initially and therefore highlighting how stupidly pretentious his name was. “You think too little of me, sweetheart.”

Possibly for the third time, you gasped. “Is he…?”

“Mhm. Took care of him right before I came home, got him right as he was coming out of his filler appointment. Beat him to death with a copy of his own book and everything, after leaving it a one-star review on Goodreads, of course.” Again, he shrugged, but smile gave away his self-satisfaction. “It’s all in a day’s work for the world’s strongest and most politically active sorcerer, I guess.”

“But, if that pathetic old man and his castrated lapdog are both dead, then who’s the president?”

“Check the news, baby.”

You fished your phone out of your pocket as Satoru sucked hickeys into your neck, obviously waiting until he had your full attention to go further. Again, you gasped. You were starting to lose count of how many times that’d happened, so far. “Abortions and insulin are provided upon request and also free now?!”

“Oh, wait, are they?” You turned your screen in his direction, and Satoru hummed in approval. Everyone’s quality of life had gotten a lot better since your good friend, Nanami Kento, was placed onto the Supreme Court in the final days of Biden’s term. “Sick. Not what I was talking about, though – scroll down.”

You scrolled down, and gasped once more. Your throat was starting to hurt. “Everyone in the country’s unanimously ellected the first female president?”

“Not just any female president,” he said, smirking and tapping on a trust-worthy article from a reliable and non-partisan source. “Say her name for me, baby.”

The final gasp you gaspt was the loudest and most gasp-like of all.

“Hatsune Miku?!”

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Like Jurassic Park, but anon offers a solution of the dinosaurs living in a natural preserve with no tourists.

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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

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Slender

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teehee jamiazurido

art imitates life or whatever

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TRICK OR TREAT!!!!!!

(He is dressed up as an egg ☺️)

OH FUCK he’s doing such a good job at being egg 🥚

Creature 4 creature treat…. He is. Um. A shadow beast 👻

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Jamil snake. Riddle has a friend now.