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hey man everyone loved how convenient and easily forgettable you were on earth. u were the least inconvenient person out there. my buddy told me you were super helpful and nice and didn't take up any space and just slid away from their mind as soon as they stopped looking at you. it was really impressive how little of an impression you made on anyone. sucks that it didn't save you man.
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What kind of sleeping position does each of the 141 members have? Are they more "Victorian Damsel in Distress" or "A Victorian Child Dying of Scarlet Fever"?
They are all about that tactical bed sharing
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"You need to get out of Georgia, Merab. You got no future here. Do you understand?" And Then We Danced (2019), dir. Levan Akin
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im like if someones deadbeat loser unemployed boyfriend was a girl with a job
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what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore
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#i love u but pls wave bc so many people just stare even though they dont want anything lmao#or maybe thats a german thing
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Best advice I’ve ever been given was righty tighty lefty loosey
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i hate this fucking "i'm just a girl" brand of feminism bc it is so easy for young women in their 20s who are afraid of big changes and personal growth to revert to depending on their gender and the associated fragility of it so that they can make it through life when really they're just trapping themselves in a position where they cannot and will not grow out of that fear.
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#me at my boss when he asks me to do math when that is my job#like i know hes trying to get me to calculate stuff in my head but hes gotta accept me for who i am at some point :(#kopfrechnen my greatest enemy
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the only way out is through the only way out is through the only way out is through the only way out is through the only way out is through the only way out is through the only way out is through the only way out is through the only way out is through the only way out is through the only way out is through the only way out is through the only
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so much love for characters who are desperately unsure whether they’re a good person, a redeemable person, a person worth saving, but are absolutely certain that they’re a grade a hottie
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