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How strange it is to be anything at all

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There's something on the roof

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My manager was in the break room with me and she said 'I don't ever remember oranges being THIS hard to peel' and I just responded 'they're making them harder to peel' without thinking and she looked and me and said. Why?

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Listening to a non-fiction book about maritime disaster and the way this author is describing the ship sinking is so sexual

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They're always eating everything

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not to glorify the early years tumblr hellscape but this site was infinitely better when you could block anon hate and then immediately find out who was sending it by checking your blocklist and i for one propose that we bring that back. no rights for cowards.

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running for president as a member of the American Fujoshi Party with a foolproof plan to address male loneliness

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genuine question: where do people get pears??? i literally have never seen one in person. as a kid i thought they were made up for animal crossing, like persimmons

i dont know how to tell you this but persimmons are also real

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There's just so much I don't know about Tolkien's work

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Stroboscopic photographs of the New York City Ballet’s production of Jewels, 1967. Photographed by Gjon Mili.

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i just have to post these here bc i think about this DAILY

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The Princess Bride is such a funny book to read after ONLY seeing the movie. Like Goldman made up a fake author from a fake country and proceeded to write the book as an abridged version of what the fake author wrote... and then he proceeds to add in notes to the "abridged version" mentioning all the boring world building stuff he skipped because it was boring.

Like shout out to William Goldman, man really did make an entire book that is just "the cool scenes you thought of in your head" and then made up a fake author to abridge so he doesn't have to connect them.

And it slaps

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fig.1 fig.2 fig.3

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i literally feel like im going to be sick trying not to laugh at this at my desk like i feel faint

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Cape Cod Cranberry Harvest, Harwich, 2009 by brucetopher