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if bobby is dead for real then having a scene earlier this season where a character is like "i am going to KILL MYSELF if the captain of my favourite firefighter show gets killed off!!!" before killing off the captain of our favourite firefighter show feels a little cruel
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you know vatican city i’m actually jobsearching myself at the minute
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this "jd vance killed the pope" thing is very selina meyer coded tbqh
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I think conclave (2024) fans should actually have tag privileges idk you could try “#real conclave” or maybe like “#conclave (nonfiction)” but the pope yaoi stays in #conclave
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Now I'm not saying that JD Vance killed the Pope, per se. I just think his actions raise some questions, like for example: Did JD Vance kill the Pope?

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"came back wrong" what about Came Back Afraid. You used to be brave. Too brave maybe, defying the odds at every turn, a fighter, cocky, playing with fire, first to throw yourself at the enemy. Until one day it all caught up to you. You came back, somehow, but now you know all too intimately how it feels to lose, to die, to be destroyed. Now you flinch and freeze and cower at the slightest provocation. Who even are you now if you can't be brave? The grave may have let you go, but the mortal fear still grips you tighter than ever.
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Everyone on tumblr has Conditions. maladies. I log onto tumblr and my mutuals are unwellposting. Conditions I didn't even know existed and sound like dark curses but I will see a post from friend like "died about 60% today, fine now. Made egg on toast #yummytoast". There are so many people in this world with life experiences
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your “loyal and virtuous” knight is doubting the cause he pledged his very soul to 🫵😂
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everything about this is so crazy like i have never experienced anything like this. funeral streamed live on tiktok -> buried alive script on jlh's insta but it's essentially illegible then clearer on ostark's insta but he quickly deletes it but also it's april fool's day -> ostark says he lied for promo in a brief q&a -> ostark (always at the scene of the crime) replies to comments about bobby's possible death with 😄😁😃 ALL OF THIS BTW BEFORE THE EPISODE. then, bobby dies -> crucially we don't see a body in fact the episode ends fairly abruptly with a body bag -> interviews drop and bald cunt tim minear stresses that bobby is really truly dead trust me -> also says they did not anticipate bobby's funeral being filmed in broad daylight dtla to be leaked because it's just a little firefighter show (one of THE highest rated shows on abc btw) -> peter posts a goodbye letter -> cast start posting frankly very odd goodbyes on instagram -> ryan guzman shares an rip edit of bobby with a pink bow set to louis armstrong's what a wonderful world -> kenny posts a video edit of peter set to spongebob music -> kenny seemingly cries through an interview -> kenny (another one always at the scene of the crime) replies to people saying they won't watch the show again with essentially, understandable me too -> aisha posts a heartfelt goodbye then deletes it and posts a different more vague version -> also it is discovered that bobby's funeral is taking place at somewhere literally named The Hall of Crucifixion-Ressurection. like does anyone else feel like they're on lsd or
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9-1-1: contagion (season 8 episodes 14 "sick day" & 15 "lab rats") | merlin: the darkest hour (season 4 episodes 1 "part 1" & 2 "part 2")
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the crown is stained but you’re the real queen flesh and blood amongst war machines you’re the new god we’re worshipping promise to be dazzling……… beauty is a beast that roars down on all fours demanding more only when your girlish glow flickers just so do they let you know it’s hell on earth to be heavenly them’s the breaks they don’t come gently……………….
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maundy thursday. last day jesus saw the apostles. good friday. crucifixion. easter sunday. he has risen. holy mother of good. bobby's mom a faith healer. magic blood. blood loss disease. cured rat with cured chimney. 30% mortality rate. no grave can hold my body down. i'll crawl home to her. bobby in the coffin. i lied for promo.
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this callout couldve been a block button
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me for the next two weeks explaining why bobby can't be dead because of work song by hozier
#911#i was also thinking this! of all the songs to choose#“no grave can hold my body down i'll crawl back to her” uhhh ok??
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yeah idk man maybe i just don't like it when characters whose who'll story is about choosing to live and overcoming suicidal ideation end up dying in a hero sacrifice. kinda leaves a bad taste in my mouth, not gonna lie.
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Ryan’s new repost to his stories 😭😭
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Eddie living in the saw trap of Doesn't want to lose any more time with Chris. Accidentally loses the last weeks he would've with the 118 as the family he knew and Bobby as the man that was his friend. Can they stop making this man be too late. He's forever begging for a little bit of time.
SHUT THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW WHY DID THIS MAKE ME CRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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