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i am still alive

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me whenever i have a cold: i can’t remember the last time i could breathe out of my left nostril…it must have been 14 years ago when i was a child on the farm..life was simpler back then….. i remember the sound of the creek over by that big rock.. when papa came home from the town bearing fresh yeast for ma to make bread with, i breathed in the crisp fall air through both nostrils before heading into the kitchen, where i could smell all of our spices 

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I don’t want a degree anymore I want a nap

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The official Sonic the Hedgehog Twitter account just posted this. Is this real life?

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delete this

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I’ve invented ‘The Knife-Wielding Tentacle'👍

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Me at my second Rodeo

Me: This ain't my first Rodeo

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Can’t believe I’ve been friendzoned by a skeleton

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i hate when adults make fun of u and ask if u bought ur jeans with all the holes in them…. why don’t u go fix the holes in our economy robert

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