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April fools prank: replace all of the sugar in your house with cocaine
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This is like installing Windows on a Mac.
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baby, i don’t care about your stomach
or your legs
or how big your boobs are
i don’t care about you at all
leave me alone
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thanks elevators for bringing me up when i was down
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"Hey remember that time you…"
Yes. I remember every embarrassing thing I have ever done and chances are it keeps me up at night
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listening to your favorite band with your friend
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A Day To Remember || Right Back At It Again
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"Now this one is called Midnight Memories. nOW I WANNA SEE YOU FUCKING KILL SOMEBODY"
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do u ever look back at all the boys you’ve ever liked and then realized that they all have a common feature but you dont know what it is
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if your best friend is a cutie clap your hands
*claps hands* *clapping intensifies* *FURIOUSLY CLAPS* *HANDS CATCH ON FIRE*
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