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why is half of youtube filled with 47 minute long videos that look like this

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I just want to get dicked down again =/

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notice how everyone is horny today

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once in college my friend asked me to come along on a date she wasn’t comfortable with because she knew that I would step in and ruin the mood on purpose if she gave me the signal that she wanted out

I came along, it was awkward, she gave the signal, and I immediately dumped a glass of ice water over my head and said “oh no looks like you have to drive me home immediately to prevent hypothermia” but then she and her bad date thought this was so startling and funny that it broke the tension and got them talking. and then I had to sit around for the rest of their date dripping water and shivering because she decided she was enjoying herself.

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why did the weed man heart react to my text

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fascinated by this screenshot where they took out the poster's username and replaced it with a very small picture of alex the lion

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I've literally never been kissed this much it is frying my brain

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Americans be like: My grandpa 😠😠😠 served in the Korean War 😠😠😠 and killed 9 people 😠😠😠 to fund his college degree in clownery 😠😠😠 Respect him or leave the country 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬