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I've been worried ever since I was born

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every time i see the taylor swift tour shit in toronto i think of that post where somebody said eras tour is shen yun for white women and i lose it

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dash is dead im teleporting to the past

https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard?max_post_id=606474489540042752

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hey man i'm going on vacation for 86 yoctoseconds can you watch my pet hydrogen-5 isotope while i'm gone

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women in PHLEGM (poetry, history, language, english literature, ghost stories, music)

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he’s the worst man ever invented but of course, his breasts are sublime

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you fuckers dont know about my knife knife

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My manager was in the break room with me and she said 'I don't ever remember oranges being THIS hard to peel' and I just responded 'they're making them harder to peel' without thinking and she looked and me and said. Why?

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Please note. The orange one is not included because A. He isn’t a billionaire. And B. Calling him obnoxious is too kind for him.

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those fuck ass animatronics would not have stood a chance against this absolute god

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hey man. nice regional dialect. mind if i apply some baseless assumptions about your personhood to it? i was also gonna prescribe morality to it as well. if that’s cool with you

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blorbovember day 6: memory

ouuugh i need this show back immediately i miss her

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*running up to you at the playground* do you want to play 12 angry men with me

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trying to meet my buddy at the park but i couldnt find him so i wandered aroond a bit and finally aaw him fully encased in amber on a tree

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ever since I was little I knew I never wanted anyone to turn the big light on