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Vegas Buffet Tour

So, I booked a 4-day trip to Vegas in Feb and I’m legit planning on doing nothing other than the buffets (and seeing The Sphere, because it’s cool). Give me all the buffet recommendations!

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I hope you like to climb 🗻🐽

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Impressive!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

I did this to myself in just 2 years.. imagine what I WILL DO in 2 more 😈🐷 Make me fatter 🌸

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You're really becoming a pig, aren't you, fatty?

And no plans or ability to stop anytime soon 🐽

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Blimp.

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Why do you want to become 600+? Don’t you feel fat currently?

To make a long response short, two main reasons:

1. To me, life is meant to be enjoyed to the fullest (pun intended). Yes, I’m bigger now, but I still want to eat so much more and hate limits. Am I taking years off my life? Hard to say, but data would point to I likely am. And also, I’d rather have 10-20 years of just pure euphoria than 40-50 of meh.

2. I’m a pig.

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Why can’t you keep your job and become 400lbs+?

Because I’m wanting to be 600+

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Throwing your life away to become a total fatass is definitely not something I expected to be turned on by. That’s seriously one of the hottest things I’ve ever heard.

I seriously want to do it. I never expect anyone to give money, but I need this so badly I at least have to try it.

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Why’d you need a scooter?

My right hip/lower back is bothering me and walking for a long grocery trip hurts more than is comfortable, and I’m built for comfort.

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🚨 Life Update 🚨

I am going to start putting steps into place to quit my job. *This is not a test*. With that reality comes replacing my income so I can be the immobile man I was always intended to be.

I am looking at revenue streams, and an obvious one is creating content for sale/membership. You can either respond to this, send me a DM, or send an anonymous ask, but tell me the ways you might be interested in contributing. Rest assured, I’m not looking to gate all content as I still want everyone to have guilt-free access to me. However, if we are wanting to make this a reality, it’s not something I can do alone.

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Come suit shopping with me

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Come on, do the milkshake thing I sent you :), you know you want to!

Send me a DM and I just might…

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You have the most adorable chubby face 🥹

Are you calling me fat? 😉😘

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So who is Mike? 👀

Haha it was a joke, everyone. I made up a name.

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When your belly starts to spill out of the frame 🥵🐽

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The morning chug *buuuurrrrrrp* 😘