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if a number divided by itself is always equal to 1, surely this holds true for 0/0 as well

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Do we agree the Phantom Thieves make fun of Joker for the "I'll hold onto your glove" thing because if I knew someone irl who carried around an article of clothing from their 9-month situationship wherever they go I would think it's the lamest shit I've ever heard. Like I think the Phantom Thieves would be kind and considerate towards Joker when he's in mourning but the second Akechi comes back and shuake finally gets together post-canon it's no mercy. They are never letting him live it down

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you have to outlive donald trump

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akechi's rank 3 is the gift that keeps giving because the intro before it starts confirms that:

akechi has an in-universe fandom

said fandom pays close attention to his whereabouts, who he hangs out with, etc.

akechi monitors what's being said about him online

and since he by his own admission doesn't really have any other close friends, this means that as his confidant progresses, his fanbase is undoubtedly like "who is this mysterious glasses guy who keeps hanging out with akechi? why are they hitting up popular date spots?”

and like, internet gonna internet. half his fanbase thinks they're dating. another faction ships him with the leader of the phantom thieves. akechi watches this go down while experiencing the full spectrum of human emotion. someone says ren looks kind of generic and akechi is seconds from penning a defensive response on his burner account before he's like "what the fuck am i even doing" and clears 4 floors of mementos in one go to cope.

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10 pm, do you know where your children are ?

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akeshu sketchu

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when something cool happens but you cant say anything to anyone so youre just

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okay 23 minutes of relaxing time

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breakfast

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This too shall pass but like holy fuck

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<Reblog to get a sword.> o()xxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>

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craziest phenomenon on the internet lately is people who will be like “cringe culture is DEAD be WEIRD be FREE have FUN cringe is DEAD do WHATEVER YOU WANT FOREVER!” and then immediately crucify anyone who is queer in a way they don’t like. or wants to kiss a fictional character. or thinks the computer is hot. like ohhh i get it you’re only okay with weird people you personally can tolerate. you are a tar pit