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It's funny when Tumblr screenshots circulate other websites or you show one to someone who's not super online and they think they're supposed to pay attention to the usernames as a part of it so they get really hung up on the fact that a comment comes from a handle like "SloppyMuppetBalls" or "werewolf-smegma-collector." No not that part. That's the normal part. Don't laugh at our dear friend ClownHoleSlurper I'm trying to show you their insightful takes on economics

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Source: The New York Tattler, July 8, 1909.

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"a genus of new world pigs" sounds like something rage against the machine might call the american capitalist class. but in fact it refers to the humble javelina

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these are actual diagnoses from my dr appt today

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…a tractor? 70% of y’all don’t know what a tractor is?

Traction engine (wikipedia)

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Common Egg-eating Snake (Dasypeltis scabra), family Colubridae, South Africa

photograph by Cristian Schneider

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when u think about his soulful brown eyes…

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Reblog daily for health and prosperity

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being a humanities major who’s friends with stem majors is so funny because you’ll ask your friends what they’re doing today and they’re like “UGH it’s so stressful i have to stabilize the reactor core for my nuclear power midterm and then i have to build the supercomputer from i have no mouth yet i must scream for my electrical engineering homework :/ what about you” and you’re like “oh well i have to read a fun little book and write an essay about gender.” and they still think you have it worse

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think about lesbian sex on. the. clock.

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i was going to do a rant about this before seeing this tweet but imma just leave this here

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i believe that mcr would be quite chuffed to he compared to queen by a guy who has only just heard of them

I’m a little upset because my husband (stressed out little Englishman, old as balls) had never heard Welcome to the Black Parade. What do you mean you’ve never. Like never heard it ever. You’ve heard it, though?? and it turned out that - NO.

And he said: well i wasn’t an American child during the millennium or indeed at any point in my existence now was I? So of course I had to explain about welcome to the black parade, I mean, REALLY. Really? Really!

Anyway unbeknownst to me it CLICKED for him and he liked it in quite a normal, I-will-hear-that-song-again way and he added it to his playlist of what he fondly believes to be similar-sounding songs, which in context affected me like a blow to the back of the head. Sir; your brain. Explain it to me please.

And he was like wdym. Sounds like Queen.

And the thing is. If you are a virgin to MCR and don’t give a damn about anyone or anything and you’re a highstrung little guy who is not an American and is a million years old, and if you spent your ENTIRE teens in a healthy outdoors attitude of underage drinking and smoking and banging other teens on unsupervised hiking trips while being attacked by swans, and other worldly and mentally healthy adventures that did NOT involve being on the internet too young, so that you genuinely wouldn’t know who Gerard Way was if he leapt out from behind a mailbox and bit you suddenly;

If MCR means nothing to you at all, net zero context, net zero interest, genuinely no nostalgia or cringe or judgement or admiration because you are NORMAL,

fuck me. Sure. It DOES - fuck me: okay. You win this Dr Glass. It does - yeah actually you’re right. It’s - it sounds like Queen.

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DTWOF 503, Alison Bechdel

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You know what, despite the horrors, at least there's still butches.

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i could write a story set in a world where birds are known for spreading diseases and everyone thinks birds are gross and disgusting and people are afraid of them & if you say "wow that bluejay is really pretty" then people look at you like you have a third head, or tell you about how much they hate birds. and if you say "i think maybe the bird hate is unjustified" then everybody says "so do you think it's good that some people get the disease from them and die!?" or they say "i think all birds should go extinct. there's other animals that can do whatever roles they do in nature. let's kill them all" and this is a popular opinion. does it sound familiar? huh? does it? wouldn't that suck? bugs. it's bugs.