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Seeing that Sweaty football Matt drawing did something to me. It touched me. (My heart 🤗.)

I saw on the caption that you like knowing what we as your followers want! Here I was thinking on my day off what to ask.

At the moment I was watching Magical Girl site as well. The perfect thing came to my mind and it was "what if I asked theshypinkflower to draw The Goffard family as magical girls?" Since I have seen you drew Ren, Sano, and Lawrence as magical girls!  :D

ps. Do you think the Goffard kids specifically Derek, Matt, and Rochelle relate to the song "Like Him" By Tyler, the creator? ♪ - 🐀

As much as I wanted to draw Matt and Sal as magical girls it’d take me awhile, so have magical school girl Derek!

Also I’m so happy people love sweaty Matt as much as I do :3

Anyways yes the eldest three are having a cry sesh over “Him”. Except instead of talking about their dad it’s more so referring to their moms. Rochelle doesn’t even like Tyler the Creator but she’s listening to the whole album on loop. Matt doesn’t care much for the artist either but HE MISSES HIS MOM MORE. They heavily relate to the song and everytime it comes on they get a bit teary eyed.

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𓊆ྀིᕼE TOOK YOᑌ ᕼOᗰE𓊇ྀི

18+ acc(MDNI)

𐔌 . Nurse/Fawn ,, It/Its ,, IRL pet kittydoll ,, 🐾🐾 ꒱

𓊆ྀི F/O List 𓊇ྀི

🧨 Derek Goffard ,, TPOF (BF EVER OBV) 🦂

🐺Dean ,, TPOF (only aa lil,,) 🔪

!! THIS ACCOUNT WILL CONTAIN !!

✟ physical/mental/sexual abuse

✟ rape/noncon

✟ extreme/light gore

✟ necrophilia

✟ vomit/piss/bugz

✟ and other thingz that maybe triggering 2 some !!! ✟

!! THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING!! IF YOU ARE EASILY TRIGGERED, THE BLOCK BUTTON EXISTS !!

𐔌 . im aa huge fan of The Price Of Flesh(TPOF) and Boyfriend To Death(BTD) az well az other horror media!! im alwayz lookin 4 ppl to hang out w ^^ : ꒱

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I'm going to touch yu

?!?!?! NOT IF I TOUCH UU 1ST!! n thatz DEREKZ job not urz!! GOSH

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I finally managed to finish Derek TT💖✨

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Game: The Price of Flesh - Gatobob

ughhhh 🤺🔪

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Lawrence ki!!ing someone:

I’m sorry! I can’t have you become a problem… Here’s some drugs… You know… for pain…😖😥

Derek ki!!ing someone:

It’s hurts? Aw look at how pathetic you are! Cry for me more! Let’s see how long you can last! 💅🤭

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New Year's fanart of the freak 🧨😅

Not for minors! 🔞

Character belongs to Gatobob.

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Silly question. Understandable if you don't answer but I rlly wanna know what you think in your opinion. Fox, Derek, Sal, Rhino, and Celia would do during new years. I chose them cuz I love them so much in the way you talk about them.

🦊Fox:

-Probably do a special little show for all his fans who are lonely on New Years

-Of course he enjoys the holiday himself (in classic old man fashion)

-I imagine despite being old he still is a night owl, but it’s DEFINITELY not staying up as late as he use to

-He’s up til midnight and that’s it. He’s OUT like a log. I mean he’s watching TV to see the ball drop and then he’s falling asleep on the couch. He doesn’t drink as much champagne as he use to, it’s like maybe a glass and a half. Before he’d have maybe like three or four glasses, but he just can’t handle alcohol like he use to.

-Tries not to work too much during New Year’s, if anything he’s trying to celebrate. It’s another year Strade is dead!

-If he’s really feeling it he might invite some of his staff for a little New Years party. But it’s certain every year they get a little New Years gift. It’s always like a little goodie bag with some candy, some noise makers, and a half hearted card saying how he’s so happy to have them as staff. Oh and of course little champagne poppers for his staff to blow whenever it hits midnight.

-His guards (mainly Rhino and Kangaroo) he gets them some better gifts. Typically it’s just those little bottles of liquor and a small bottle of champagne. They deserve a little treat, no?

-His New Year’s resolution is always pick up some sort of hobby, but it never goes well. He’s always so drowned with work whatever hobby he wanted to do just gets pushed to the side.

🧨Derek:

-With how many parties Sal has, he’s definitely getting wasted. He’s either going out with his equally stupid friends. Even if his friends only hang with him for his money, it’s definitely better than spending New Years alone.

-Despite having enough money to buy the premium shit, he loves raiding the shelves of liquor stores in the city to get wasted. After all at some point you get so drunk you don’t care how good it is, you just care for the buzz. The kind of liquor stores that has all the neon signs and sometimes sells vapes n shit.

-He finds Sal’s New Year’s parties so stuffy and uptight. Having to dress nice, talk to people, but as long as he shows up and stays for a bit Sal won’t notice he snuck out the party to go be wild.

-Despite being in his mid 20s, Derek is the kind of guy who never truly grows out of his party boy phase

-Derek has SUCH a terrible hangover the next morning he’s sneaking into Sal’s room to raid his medicine cabinet for alka seltzer.

-Derek actually really likes hanging around the city, there’s always something to do. Whenever him and his friends are finally done drinking they def drive to the nearest Dennys and stuff their faces full with cheap eats. Derek always complains about how he hates Dennys. Everything is sticky and the eggs are under seasoned, yet he still orders a huge stack of pancakes and eats the whole thing.

-He just loves the fireworks! Whenever he has to Uber a ride home, all he does is stare out the window at the fireworks. He loves the way they sparkle and light up the sky, or that little boom he can feel in his chest whenever they explode. Whenever he was little he’d look out his window and watch as his neighbors lit fireworks. Since he’s always wasted on New Years, he never lights fireworks. He just always forget he has some and he can barely hold his lighter to light it.

💵Sal:

-Bro is STRUGGLING to stay up so late. He’s old, he wants to sleep in. He has to brew a pot of coffee to stay up until midnight. He’d rather not do coke to keep himself energized when he has to entertain people.

-He’s got like the best New Year’s parties. Drinks, Hors d’oeuvres, and not to mention some little goodies for his buddies. He’s inviting so many people, associates, some coworkers, his golf buddies. He’s still a huge party goer just like in highschool, only difference now is that he prefers something more relaxed. Like as much as he likes going to dance clubs to hit on college girls, they have so much energy it’s hard to keep up.

-He’s spending most of the party walking around and talking to his guest, eventually spending the rest of the party with his golf buddies (basically the closest you’ll ever get to Sal) to talk and laugh.

-Usually he always has someone to give a New Year’s kiss to. His wife, girlfriend, fiancee, always someone! Expect for the time one of hus wives was found dead in the pool (wonder how that happened). Honestly it was the easiest way to get rid of her, everyone was distracted and any evidence was contaminated since there was so many people. Everyone consoles him saying “I’m so sorry she died, New Years must be so hard for you.” And he just kinda has to frown a bit and act like he cares she’s dead.

-No matter how old he gets, he’s getting WASTED. It’s New Years and basically no one can be mad he’s getting drunk! Besides it makes any terrible thing he did that night excusable. Like dragging one of his equally drunk golf buddies away from the party and sloppily making out with them. Neither of them will remember!

-He makes those “cya next year jokes”

🦏Rhino:

-He’s spending time with his daughter! He takes her to the city to go watch fireworks and makes sure to hold her on his shoulders so she can see. He loves how excited she gets and how she screams, pointing out the colors she likes and how the golden fireworks look like “pixie dust”. He always makes sure to bundle her up nicely so she doesn’t freeze in the cold.

-The two get Chinese takeout and always eat it before going to watch fireworks. He ALWAYS buys her an overpriced fancy hot chocolate for her whenever they get to the city. They go to the same food truck every year and he loves how excited she gets. It’s a hot chocolate with whipped cream and peppermint and shaved chocolate. He adores his daughter and would do anything for her. In fact the first thing he told Fox when he started working is that he had a daughter and it was important that he be able to spend holidays with her.

-He doesn’t drink that much during New Years, he’ll have the little bottle of fireball Fox got him but that’s pretty much it. He’s driving after all! If he does drink, he’s pretty good about controlling his alcohol intake. He knows how many drinks he can have before he’s drunk. Sometimes he’ll buy himself a little Jell-O shot from one of the food vendors there, but nothing too extreme.

-He has SO MANY pictures of his daughter. He does that dad thing where they hold the phone with both hands. He always takes pictures of the fireworks or with her on his shoulders.

-His daughter always falls asleep on the car ride home from the fireworks show, so he always has to carry her to bed. He at least changes her from her jeans and sweater into some pajamas before tucking her into bed.

-He pages (yes you heard that right he has a pager) Kangaroo and Fox happy new years

-He always kisses his daughter cheek as his “New Years kiss”

🍩Celia:

-Every year the office has a little New Year’s party which her and Harold always go to

-I imagine she’s not a big parry person, but she likes getting drunk. Seriously she’s downing box wine like there’s no tomorrow (and frankly wine is the worst drink to get a hangover from). She’s a big red wine girly, chances are she took the box home.

-She HATES how Harold always is like “watch your drink intake.” Frankly she’ll drink twice as much to spite him. Like yes, carry her to the car!

-She doesn’t like champagne all that much. She’ll have one glass of it at midnight cause it’s customary or whatever, but she sticks to her wine. If she’s not paying attention she’ll drink some of the whiskey at the party and not really notice.

-Her lipstick is always smudged by the end of the party, no matter what she does it gets smudged.

-She TOTALLY doesn’t flirt with some of her coworkers at the party. She’s totally not trying to get with the secretary and saying how she’s so pretty. Totally not putting her hand on her hip while Harold is distracted and maybe sneaking a little kiss from her.

-Never gets a New Years kiss. Frankly Harold doesn’t want to kiss Celia because the smell of the alcohol on her breath irritates this nose. She at the very least makes a resolution. It’s pretty small things, read a book, loose some weight, renovate the house. She actually does a good job sticking to her resolution. Honestly her resolution is just to kinda rub it in Harold’s face she’s just that much better than him.

-Completely BEDRIDDEN the next day. Doesn’t wanna get up and do anything when she wakes up the next morning. At best she’ll get up to brush her teeth and shower (and by shower I mean sit on the floor with the water hitting her cause she feels too dizzy to stand.)

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okay I know you literally just posted that like a second ago but I just so happened to be looking at your blog at the time so could I perhaps get a “You will do what I ask” while domming Derek? :D

Didn't use those exact words but the spirit is there. Still feeling pretty rusty but we'll get there...

c.w: gn reader. 400w

It had been a rough week for him, and by the end of it he'd become sullen, short-tempered, and harsh - in short, about as much fun as a cat in a bath. You knew what he needed, but you also knew you were going to have to drag him kicking and screaming.

It's Saturday afternoon, and you've just finished lulling him into a false sense of security with sweet murmured sympathies and feather-light kisses along his jawline. He lets you pin him to the floor without a fight, but he balks when the cuffs come out.

"Those better be for you," he growls, making his best attempt at yanking them out of your hands. He fails, but barely, and a pathetic iteration of tug-o-war breaks out in the air between you.

"You're the one who needs a good wrecking, not me," you retort, pulling the cuffs back toward your chest. "Behave yourself."

"Make me," he spits, and you rock toward him as he yanks again.

"That's the plan," you hiss. This time, when you pull back with all your might, he lets go - and the cuffs go flying over your head and across the room. You turn to watch them hit the wall and fall to the floor with a quiet thump, then return your gaze to him with a glare to match his own.

"Fucking brat," you say.

"Fucking idiot," he says back.

You each watch the gears turn behind the other's eyes, and you both start moving at the same moment.

You're faster. You throw your body forward as he tries to sit up, slamming his torso back down. You hold him there with a hand around his throat and a knee against his groin. He freezes. You can feel his pulse pounding against your fingertips.

"Settle down and let me unwind you."

He snarls, ready to rebel, and you press your knee against him just a little harder -- his mouth falls open in a harsh exhale, eyes going half-lidded. Instead of firing off a biting retort, he squirms pitifully in your grasp.

"M-make me," he mutters, the words now breathless, colored by his rising flush. You can feel him hardening against your thigh. You give his throat a firm squeeze, and he whimpers when you let go. It's not cuffs, but you suppose it'll do.

"Oh, don't worry," you purr, leaning down to nip at his jaw. "In a minute you'll be following my every command."

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sigh we love u in-denial danielle

more of some headcanons for fem derek

Her fem name is danielle or dani as a nickname but she hates it only cause her ‘mom’ (in this case mr goffard) yells her nickname just in general lol.

She gives me the “mixed girl with the white mom” stereotype LMFAOO 😭 but i hc her as half mexican half black but her mom is the guerita

and obviously … a lesbian or bisexual girl with a fem-preference-in-denial cause i felt her i grew up w internalized homophobia too its ok girl

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No minors! (Blood, gore)

not my idea

Ура славяне

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Frothing from the mouth over your derek headcanons If you have any abt him youve been wanting to share I would LOVE to hear them

- In highschool Derek got his ears pierced (simple diamond studs to make himself look cool and Sal ripped one of the stud out of his ear because it “made him look like a fag.” Derek’s left ear lobe now has a little scar.

- Derek bullies mentally ill girls on twt, either because he thinks they’re cringe or because he wants to be a dick. He loves mentally ill girls cause they’re so easy to manipulate and force to send him nudes and SH pics (because of course Derek wants to see that).

- Sal made Derek do football in highschool. Needless to say, Derek was a bench warmer while Matt was the star player. Didn’t matter cause Derek still got to put a football patch on his letterman.

- Derek is TERRIBLE with animals. They don’t really like him. The only animal who actually liked him was a puma Sal adopted for awhile.

- His favorite food is sushi, sadly he ruins any quality expensive sushi by dousing it in soy sauce. His spice tolerance is shit btw, so he doesn’t even touch the wasabi. In general he really likes seafood, which is a stark contrast to Sal and Matt who are meat and potatoes kinds guys.

- Every Fourth of July, Derek goes to some “red neck” (literally just a more rural city) and buys so many fireworks for cheap. He doesn’t care if some are duds or dangerous, most of them are gonna go up and make a show. He’ll grab a paper towel roll and fill it with a bunch of smaller fireworks and light it on the dock of the lake house his family goes to during holidays. It makes a huge explosion and scares the crap of everyone.

- Derek only has one band he really likes and its MSI. He saw a bunch of "edgy" people online reposting their songs and he likes em! Everything else in his liked playlist is shit other people listen to. Likes his friend's rap favorites or his dad's 80s favorites. It's one of those bands he listens to whenever hes alone.

- Derek once dressed like an e-boy to garner some attention from girls. Needless to say it worked.

- Every couple of weeks he gets a touch up on his hair. Bleaches the roots, toner, trim, the works. He has an amazing barber who helped Derek fix his hair when he once tried using box dye bleach. It was a nightmare.

- When some of his younger siblings were born he tried giving them away. Like he put Matt in a box and sloppily wrote “FREE BABY” in big letters. It wasn’t until a neighbor knocked on the door with Matt in hands that Sal realized his baby was missing. Needless to say Derek got an ass whopping.

- Derek loves the water! I imagine he’s a really good swimmer (he learned to swim by getting thrown in the pool by Sal).

- Derek sucks at golf, but is decent at tennis. Although the hates doing doubles since Matt and Sal always get onto him for his serves. He use to play tennis a lot with his younger sister, Rochelle, but now all she does is tan by the pool whenever they go to the country club.

- Derek has been in a car accident. He was drunk driving and crashed into someone else. He was arrested for it and Sal had to bail him out. Again, Derek was beaten severely for this. Along with other crimes such as: shoplifting, vandalism, destruction of public property, disorderly conduct, and public nudity (he snuck out to go skinny dipping with friends).

- Derek is a reckless driver whenever his dad or Matt isn’t in the car with him. Like he has at least five speeding tickets in his glovebox. (How does this man even have a driver’s license)

- He absolutely hates weddings. Mostly cause of how many he’s had to sit through thanks to his dad. The only good thing about a wedding is the bar they usually have. Unless they don’t, then he’ll opt for being a menace and catching the bouqet during the bouqet toss (who the hell would marry Derek).

- For the longest time Derek said his favorite cocktail was an Old Fashioned (cause thats what rich people drink I guess) yet he never actually had one. It wasn’t until he ordered on while out clubbing and had to try so hard to keep a straight face. He will never talk about how he chugged down his friend’s fruit and sweet sangria cocktail (because he’s MAN HE SHOULNDT NEED FRUITY SISSY SHIT RAAAAAAH).

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CAN YOU OLEASE DRAW DEREK YOUR STYLE IS SO COOL !!!

Here you go anon! A quick doodle of Derek for ya

Also i found this one! It’s really old but i hope you like him giving you the “blue eyes stare”

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Listen- what if Derek was faced with a captive who was VERY similar to him. A cocky bastard. Stubborn and very happy if they got to absolutely step all over him.

He HATES your guts.

Any and all hate he had for anyone else does not even come close to the hate he has for you. He despises you, he loathes you! Specifically because you remind him so much of himself. And that’s actually why some people hate characters. It’s constant competition to one up each other and see who’s truly in charge. And Derek will be damned if another brat somehow walks all over him! Plus he knows how pissed his dad would be he died like a little bitch in the middle of the desert, so he’s going extra hardcore with you. He ain’t just slicing your tongue, he’s cutting the damn thing out so you can shut up. Throw some sand in his eye (why does no one do that in his route anyways?) and he’s unleashing hell on you. In some ways he’s happy he’s got a victim to keep him on his toes, he just HATES how cocky you are.

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