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Last Updated: April 17th, 2022
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THE X-FILES
Multi-Chapter Fics
Times Colliding One night Mulder went to bed with his pregnant wife, and the next morning he wakes up back in 1998. Not only does he have to convince Scully to believe him, but they have to figure out how to make things right again so he can get back to the life he’s worked so hard for. All the while, in 2018, Mulder and Scully have to deal with what appears to be spontaneous amnesia when Mulder can’t remember anything from the past 20 years.
Hallowed In order to get a dangerous, misogynistic cult shut down, Mulder and Scully have to go undercover as a married couple to destroy it from the inside. When they get a little too involved, how will they manage to come out alive?
Partners with Benefits Mulder and Scully try being friends with benefits. Will it work out, or will their feelings for each other complicate things?
Succumbing to the Truth - Mulder and Scully are called onto a case where men are being seduced and attacked in their sleep by an unknown force. This force usually disguises itself as the person the victims most desires, so what happens when the case starts to get a little too close for comfort for our agents?
The Newlywed Game While going out for dinner, Scully runs into an ex and Mulder valliantly pretends to be her husband. However, that little lie traps them into having to play the Newlywed Game in front of a bunch of strangers and they have to navigate admitting feelings they haven’t even admitted to themselves.
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Designated Mulder - Mulder always wonder’d what it would be like to see Scully drunk. He just never imagined it would happen on the night they had to share a bed.
Clinical Detatchment - Mulder starts to get anxious after being slipped a little blue pill and it’s up to Dr. Scully to help him figure it out and deal with the side effects.
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Je Joue - In fact, despite the absurdity of this situation, it didn’t feel all that unfamiliar. Even though she was currently standing in a sex shop in the middle of Ohio with her partner, her intoxication manifesting itself in loose limbs and an even looser tongue, she still felt like that seventeen year old girl sitting cross legged in the basement and hoping she could have a chance to prove just how desireable she was.
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Be Kind, Rewind - Mulder and Scully are tasked with watching porn together while researching a case, but it doesn’t take long for the conversation to stray from professional observations to personal revelations.
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Bumpy Ride - She knew she was going to be the one who would have to sit on someone’s lap, it only made sense because she was the smallest and lightest, and realistically, she knew that someone was going to be Mulder.
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One Shots and Tumblr Prompts
Pre-Series
Season One
Dust - Mulder hitting on Scully after someone insults her. AO3
You Don’t Know? - What’s going through Mulder’s mind when he sees Brother Andrew on top of Scully? Set during Genderbender. AO3
Season Two
Season Three
Have you ever… - An exhausted, sleepy Scully asks Mulder if he’s ever had sex with a man and he returns the question in kind. AO3
Hug - “You look like you could use a hug.” Mulder can tell there’s something bothering Scully. AO3
Navel Piercing - “Do you have any piercings?” Mulder finds out about Scully’s piercing. AO3
“You’re more than that” - Scully reassures Mulder after hearing people make fun of him. AO3
Season Four
Cold - One word prompt, Scully can’t get warm. AO3
False Hope in Sheep’s Clothing - What was really going through Scully’s mind during her moment with Eddie Van Bluhnt? Post-Small Potatoes. AO3
Fine - Scully thinks Mulder’s been overstepping while trying to find out if she’s okay. AO3
Her Own Gesthemane - What if Scully thought Mulder had actually killed himself in Gesthemane? AO3
The Metastasis of Mourning - Scully knows Mulder won’t be able to recover from her death. AO3
Obfuscated Frustration - During a tense day, Mulder accidentally makes Scully cry. Angst, hurt/comfort. AO3
Unbearable Silence - How can she say she’s fine when there’s blood running down her face? AO3
Season Five
Lisp - Mulder brings attention to the fact Scully has a teeny-tiny lisp. AO3
Personality Quiz - Mulder asks Scully questions from a personality quiz during their drive and gets a little more than he bargained for. Post-Never Again. AO3
“You’re Satan” - Mulder sees a drunk Scully in her Halloween costume the first Halloween after her cancer. AO3
Fight the Future
Season Six
a priori - They had both just read Padgett’s description of having sex with her, and the entire time they couldn’t help but wonder what the other was thinking. Post-Milagro. AO3
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“If The X-Files was a 90s anime.”
credit: MabooCraboo on imgur
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X Files really had it all while still giving me nothing
Only one bed
Stuck in the rain
Lost in the woods
Among Us style mystery killer paranoia
Fake marriage
Kidnapped (every conceivable way possible)
Crying over your hospital bed
Camping
Stranded on an island
Stranded in Antarctica
Using my clothes to cover/warm you up
Terminal illness
Quarantined together
“I’m keeping your [sentimental item] safe until I get you back”
*can’t go 2 hours without calling you*
Pizza & movie nights
Attending work functions together
I went back in time and you were there
We have to strip to check each other for ominous skin abnormalities
Wrote you love letters
New Year’s kiss
Spent my holiday on a case with you
Cleaning each other’s wounds
*wipes your face when you got food on it*
Road trip
Undercover together
Stake outs
Instinctually reaches out for you
I can recognize you even if I can’t see your face
Even brainwashed, I refuse to hurt you
Literal soulmates
Secret relationship
They even gave us goddamned surprise pregnancy
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I haven’t been on here in 3 years
where my x-files babes at ????? is this fandom still alive and thriving ??
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I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.
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What was weird about my childhood was that nobody else in my family was remotely like me. They were incredibly laidback, but I was just like this ball of fire. I asked my mother about it recently: where did it all come from? And she said, “I have no idea. We just sat back with our mouths open and watched you go.”
Gillian Anderson - Stella magazine, The Sunday Telegraph, 15th April 2007 (via dangerscully)
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I'm looking for a fic where Mulder and Scully are held captive by a criminal (I can't remember if he's a murderer or not) and he makes them have sex in front of him. Does this sound familiar to you?
Ah, yeah, it does. I’ve read one like it–it’s like two gross guys have the two of them prisoner in a basement or something. But I don’t remember the title. Anyone?
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If you don’t believe being asexual has any negative affect on people I was told by a psychiatrist that none of my relationships count because we didn’t have sex, and I can’t say I’m gay since I don’t want to have sex with girls.
and I was taken off my antidepressants because they may be lowering the libido I never had in the first place (plus various other reasons, but still immediately, cold turkey, which should NEVER happen unless they’re switching you to something else)
But aphobia doesn’t exist and asexuals are privileged, right?
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people who don’t have cases on their phones make me nervous like why u tempting fate
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I love talking to small children. No adult is ever going to ask me what my 3rd favorite dinosaur is.
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