they call me… 7 Knives. because that’s how many knives it takes me to cook things because I keep puttin em in the fuckin sink without thinking about it
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sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour
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i forgot about terrible comic day. heres one called "4 guys"
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going to sleep & by sleep. heh. well. let's just say. phone in bed
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i must not kill myself . killing myself is the myself killer
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tbh i didnt know you were supposed to be jerking off while you look at porn
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Probably the most beautiful thing i've ever seen in the flesh
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who up hating pop psychology
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"transfer fee" "starting fee" "convenience fee" "late fee" okay what if i beat you to a red pulp with a hammer what about that
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older lotr illustrations sometimes depict éowyn wearing ridiculously small armour. apart from the problem general sexualisation of the only female character (who really does anything), there’s another hilarious thought:
éowyn pretended to be dernhelm, a man. to fit in, she must have worn men’s armor. so the armor in the illustrations is normal for rohirrim.
therefore, all the rohirrim rode to war just like that:
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being in love with the process and not the results is one of the healthiest things in the world
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we won
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