faultyejectorseat
            knee pushed lever now in spa
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stop and rest a while, it'll be a time before my parachute lands me
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faultyejectorseat · 3 months ago
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Lonely Head
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faultyejectorseat · 2 years ago
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Heilige Meilige, I now find myself only being happy eating things doused in some kind of chilli variant. Idk whether it’s because I’ve grown accustomed to having a nice mouth buzz bookend my meals but it’s annoying as hell as my enjoyments are now few and I am constantly disappointed when I do have food that I don’t prepare myself. Has anyone else experienced this? And is there anyway to manage this whew?
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faultyejectorseat · 2 years ago
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I cannot stop laughing, I love this so much holy moly
Happy Out of Touch Thursday, Whovians.
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[Video description: a series of shots from various episodes featuring Roger Delgado's The Master compiled with the song "out of touch" playing over them. /end video description]
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faultyejectorseat · 2 years ago
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Ori_Moria: We cannot get out. We cannot get out. They have taken the bridge and Second Hall [12:42]
Ori_Moria: Frár and Lóni and Náli fell there bravely while the rest retreated to the Chamber of Mazarbul. [12:43]
Ori_Moria: The end comes soon. We hear drums, drums in the deep. They are coming [12:44]
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Dragging my bleeding, broken body up to the last computer and hitting post before succumbing to my injuries…
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faultyejectorseat · 2 years ago
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thank christ i am not alone in this
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faultyejectorseat · 3 years ago
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Here’s a “life-hack” for you. Apparently concentrated Kool-Aid can be used as a pretty effective leather dye. I was making a drink while cutting the snaps off some new straps for my pauldrons and I got curious, so I tried it, thinking, “ok even if this works, it will just wash out.” Nope. It took the “dye” (undiluted) in about 3 seconds. After drying for about an hour and a half, it would not wash off in the hottest tap-water. It would not wash out after soaking for 30 minutes. It did not wash out until I BOILED it, and even then, only by a tiny bit and it gave it a weathered look that was kind of cool. Add some waterproofing and I’d wager it would survive even that. That rich red is only one application too. Plus it smells great, lol. So there you go, cheap, fruity smelling leather dye in all the colors Kool-Aid has to offer.
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faultyejectorseat · 3 years ago
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faultyejectorseat · 3 years ago
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you may notice i use the phrase "my beloved" frequently. this is because i am in love with the world and everything in it. hope this clears things up <3
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faultyejectorseat · 3 years ago
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Japanese child actress Mana Ashida (little Mako) was embarrassed that she couldn’t pronounce Guillermo Del Toro’s name so he gave her special permission to call him “Totoro-san” instead.
My Neighbor Guillermo Del Toro.
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faultyejectorseat · 3 years ago
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asked a customer if he had a MyPanera card and he told me a “disreputable friend” of his stole all his rewards cards while he was in a year-long coma
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faultyejectorseat · 3 years ago
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The cat who is addicted to breaking bad. So sad
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faultyejectorseat · 3 years ago
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Astounding
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faultyejectorseat · 3 years ago
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frisk is just a fucking baby. and everyone just monologues at them
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faultyejectorseat · 3 years ago
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if you got like a 100kilo bag of glitter and opened it up and left it in the path of like a tornado i think that would be interesting. i dont care abt ecological damage btw
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faultyejectorseat · 3 years ago
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faultyejectorseat · 3 years ago
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It got sick of its view and decided to relocate and ended talking a nap on the coast road
Yes, there are two rows of traffic but none of us have the courage to beep in case we wake obelisk up
yeah sorry i'm going to be late to work. i know. yeah. i'm sorry. yes it's the obelisk again.
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faultyejectorseat · 3 years ago
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This is incredibly special but I can’t help feeling like I’m intruding watching this. Perhaps I feel shock in my appreciation for this friendship because it goes beyond my own abilities.
In short: this is an impressive and incredibly endearing feat of communication, patience and trust on both animals parts. Love your friends, people.
“Dad wait, I’m coming!“ 
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