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That’s not a dad bod, man—that’s a full-on father monument. That gut isn’t just beer-fueled; it’s beer-engineered. It looks like you’ve been sneaking midnight snacks for two lifetimes and washing them down with an industrial keg. Your belly is so prominent, it’s practically a separate entity with its own zip code. Forget a muffin top—you’ve got the whole bakery packed in there. Your pants button? A true unsung hero, holding on tighter than the plot of a bad action movie. I wouldn’t be surprised if it launched off like a rocket the next time you exhale too hard.

And let’s talk logistics—when you sit down, does that thing rest on your thighs like a loyal pet? It’s like your stomach decided it was tired of being a team player and just went off to do its own thing. Your belly button is so deep, archaeologists could find fossils in there. If I dropped a coin on your stomach, I’d wait to hear an echo. That gut looks like it’s been storing all the beers you’ve ever had—past, present, and future.

Your body is a walking advertisement for buffet loyalty cards. You don’t have a six-pack hiding under there—it’s a full keg party with no sign of ending. Every step you take must feel like a workout for your waistband, which I’m convinced is screaming louder than a roller coaster passenger. You’re not rocking a dad bod; you’re hosting a dad convention. That gut could serve as a flotation device in case of emergency, and honestly, I wouldn’t be shocked if it has its own gravitational pull, luring in nearby snacks.

You’ve officially skipped “beer belly” and entered “barrel belly.” If you tried to do a sit-up, I bet your gut would clap back and say, “Nah, we’re good down here.” You’re living proof that abs aren’t necessary to survive; you just need stretchy shorts, an infinite fridge supply, and enough self-confidence to hit us with that little shaka gesture.

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2023

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I haven’t put on that much weight, as long as I keep the button undone these still fit perfect!

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Fat blob eating and belly sloshing in the car.

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My winter clothes from last winter aren’t fitting the same.. 👀👀

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2 large pizzas later! I feel so heavy and swollen

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It's not that noticable right??

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I stuffed myself with around 5000 calories yesterday. The pics here are from throughout the day today as I stuffed myself with 6,163 calories.

I met a guy on grommr who offered to encourage me and this is the result. I’ve never eaten this much in my life. I’ve never felt so full and I’ve never felt so fat in my life.

I woke up significantly softer today from the 5000 calories and I wonder how much softer I’ll be tomorrow.

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Eating 5000 calories for the first time tonight.

I’m so stuffed 🤤

What should my first weight goal be?

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Been bulking a little

Lowkey the start of a gaining journey. Feel free to encourage and tease

Currently at 178lbs. It’s the heaviest I’ve ever been and I’m aiming for 185 then I’ll feel out where to go from there (though some people are telling me to go for 200, and that sounds exciting 😳).

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The thigh stretch marks and the fact I fit none of my pants goes to show I’ve been eating really well…maybe too well!