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murderer: (via text) im going to kill you
me: (a week later) omg im so sorry... i saw this when i was in the middle of doing something else and then just completely forgot about it
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My love <3
Thank you for the great evening on lawn of the Oscar Niemeyer Museum <3
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leave a message for me, and I will answer in this post!
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Why is this funny to me? I need to grow up.
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leave a message for me, and I will answer in this post!
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“-How old are you?
- 252 months”
"My baby is about 24 months old"
Bitch the child is 2 years old. Just fucking say 2 years old.
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centrists be like
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I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that
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Forever <3
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
This is a rim job…
This is eating ass…
Know the difference.
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Scientists in Switzerland have 3-D printed an artificial heart. It’s made of silicone and works just like a real human heart. The only problem? After about 45 minutes and 3,000 pumps it starts to break down.
follow @the-future-now
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me to my mutuals
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