fatherlessgodofwinter

[fatherlessgodofwinter]

it’s cold again (at night anyway)

yippee :D

I can come out of hiding!!!

@lordofsummergodofrizz

[fatherlessgodofwinter]

OOC POST

hey so like if you haven’t noticed I’m not on here a lot so please excuse the fact that I respond to barely anything and take a very long time to. oh, what are you doing when you’re not on here, OOC? glad you asked! I’m also running the Jesus account (theycallmejeezycreezy) and if you’re a fan of him, you know how chaotic that is (I’m getting like 100+ notifs. a day on there) and I also run a few other accounts. thanks for reading this and have a chilly time ❄️

- aster ✰

[fatherlessgodofwinter]

I have invested in AC. Everything is okay. Kinda. I just can’t cuddle my wife :(

[fatherlessgodofwinter]

what if I was the big snow monster from frozen for Halloween and my son was Olaf

[fatherlessgodofwinter]

I’m decent. I guess.

Someone tell Frey to get his goddamn summer heat out of my valley or I’m actually gonna vomit. This heat his making me nauseous I swear to my fellow gods. I can’t even move without sweating and it sucks. I wanna cry.

[fatherlessgodofwinter]

Of course. I won’t die though. So I’ll like… draw you or something.

Someone tell Frey to get his goddamn summer heat out of my valley or I’m actually gonna vomit. This heat his making me nauseous I swear to my fellow gods. I can’t even move without sweating and it sucks. I wanna cry.

[fatherlessgodofwinter]

Yeah. You’ll only get cold at the time of your inevitable death. Because… you know, dead bodies get cold from lack of blood flow? Or something.

Someone tell Frey to get his goddamn summer heat out of my valley or I’m actually gonna vomit. This heat his making me nauseous I swear to my fellow gods. I can’t even move without sweating and it sucks. I wanna cry.

[fatherlessgodofwinter]

yay

neuuuuummm

Someone tell Frey to get his goddamn summer heat out of my valley or I’m actually gonna vomit. This heat his making me nauseous I swear to my fellow gods. I can’t even move without sweating and it sucks. I wanna cry.

[fatherlessgodofwinter]

because we’re hot now

wait no that sounds wrong

I can’t speak English

Someone tell Frey to get his goddamn summer heat out of my valley or I’m actually gonna vomit. This heat his making me nauseous I swear to my fellow gods. I can’t even move without sweating and it sucks. I wanna cry.

[fatherlessgodofwinter]

because we’re not so cool anymore, dude

Someone tell Frey to get his goddamn summer heat out of my valley or I’m actually gonna vomit. This heat his making me nauseous I swear to my fellow gods. I can’t even move without sweating and it sucks. I wanna cry.

[fatherlessgodofwinter]

jesus

[fatherlessgodofwinter]

Well. Surely you wouldn’t be in an ‘extremely good mood’ if I set a cold front straight through your front door. Right when you get out of the shower.

Someone tell Frey to get his goddamn summer heat out of my valley or I’m actually gonna vomit. This heat his making me nauseous I swear to my fellow gods. I can’t even move without sweating and it sucks. I wanna cry.

[fatherlessgodofwinter]

You. You are wrong. I hate you.

Someone tell Frey to get his goddamn summer heat out of my valley or I’m actually gonna vomit. This heat his making me nauseous I swear to my fellow gods. I can’t even move without sweating and it sucks. I wanna cry.

[fatherlessgodofwinter]

Someone tell Frey to get his goddamn summer heat out of my valley or I’m actually gonna vomit. This heat his making me nauseous I swear to my fellow gods. I can’t even move without sweating and it sucks. I wanna cry.

[fatherlessgodofwinter]

Hello, Ullr. How are you doing?

~Sigyn

Chill. Literally.

[fatherlessgodofwinter]

OOC

What.

Ooc

It has come to my attention that some of you might not know that I am also my dad.

… I’m also my dad. Now you know. Hope this clears things up.

[fatherlessgodofwinter]

I’ll come… but I’m staying in the shade!

✨🥰 ITS NEARLY SUMMER 🥰✨

I have never been better

I HAVE NEVER BEEN WORSE