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if we ignore all the stuff that's gone wrong ive kind of had nothing but wins
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frotting at the mouth
#malaphors i absolutely cannot post on the mampoc fb page cuz i get sexually harassed over posts that are#by no stretch of the imagination sexual
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being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.
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sometimes i think for no reason at all, that i would be naturally talented with a blade. like i would just be a great sword fighter. i know that i wouldn’t but in my heart im like. yeah
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i am so disappointed that warrior cats did not take the opportunity to make wafflepaw’s warrior name wafflecone. devastated, crushed, heartbroken,
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probably the most disappointing thing about valiant being by far holly black’s worst book is that it’s also the one where they kill an mta cop with no consequences
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Quick what are you doing RIGHT now (besides scrolling Tumblr)
#on the subway home from an apartment showing#after sleeping 5ish hours#i’m so tired and scared we won’t find a place in time#we have to move 12/1
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