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when ur mutuals are mutual with each other 

pro: squad con: i saw this post like 18 times today

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Technology transparent PNGs

free 2 use

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ⓘ Tip You can skip part of the day by taking a nap.

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*heavy southern accent*: terfs aint got no friends

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hearing "the ps5 is in the latter stage of its lifecycle" and laughing myself sick. NO GAMES

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Lady Oscar (1979)

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TIL “Yankee Doodle” was written by the British to mock americans. “Doodle” is thought to come from the German “dödel”, meaning “fool” or “simpleton” and “macaroni,” a flamboyantly stylish type of dress, painting the Yankees as morons who thought placing a feather in one’s cap made them a “dandy.”

via reddit.com

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It is not enough to get into a comfy sleeping position- one must go through several and spin like a rotisserie chicken to arrive at the position you started with.

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pls god where is the fourth of julie goodbye 2007 hello 2008

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The moral of The Ultimatum: Queer Love is that lesbians need to break up more often. Ain't no way some of these couples have been dating for 3,4 years WHOLLY INCOMPATIBLE.

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Mean Sentences, Vol. 12

(Mean sentences from various sources. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"Not very smart, are you?"

"Why don't you mind your own business? You know, you've got enough troubles of your own!"

"Those are just words coming out of your mouth. There's no weight to them."

"I'd like to see you eaten feet first by pigs."

"Why would I hang out with a loser like you?"

"Did you think I was going to ask you out?"

"You're no better than your father!"

"I don't find you that interesting."

"What does it feel like knowing that there'll be no memory of you?"

"God, you're slow! Bringing you up to speed is like trying to explain Norway to a dog!"

"You represent everything I hate, but I do find you highly entertaining."

"I still hate you."

"Look at you! All cute and irrationally confident!"

"You're a real prick. You know that?"

"Is this the best you can do?"

"You're only making these dumb suggestions because you don't want to admit that you may have fucked up."

"Everything you do is corrupt, and I can't stand to be a part of it!"

"All you do - all you ever do - is embarrass me!"

"I wish I could say it was nice knowing you, but that would be a big, fat lie!"

"Yeah, you see, if you have to explain a joke, it's because it's not working."

"You know, not only are you just not my type, you're not anybody's type."

"I am surrounded by fuck-ups in this building, but you are the gold standard of fuck-ups. By all rights, you shouldn't even be here."

"Self pity is an extremely unattractive quality."

"Why can't you grasp that it's over for you?"

"You're a fucking drama queen, you know that?"

"Why are you being such a bitch right now?"

"Respect is the last thing I have for an animal like you."

"You know what, instead of interrogating me, why don't you do something useful?"

"As per usual, you have no idea what you're talking about."

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Reblog to give a trans woman a warm cup of soup

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me writing fictional couples: oh wow…. the tenderness, the devotion, the romance

me irl: