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Guy whose wife comes out to him as a lesbian and he just sighs and starts googling ‘estrogen near me’

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can you calm the fuck down

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Hey, no homo, but I am sitting on the broken swing set out back in the perfect, quiet, 2:00am blackness and picturing the softness of your voice and the darkness of your eyes with such perfect and terrible clarity that it feels like I'm choking on my own heartbeat.

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creature

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Tumblr already has a personalization algorithm it's called my beloved mutuals who have great taste and only wish to psychologically damage me sometimes

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piplup grain entrapment

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ME: I know you from somewhere

PJACKK: I get that a lot

ME: No I'm sure

PJACKK: Just one of those faces

ME: [bending my arms at the elbow and raising my hands above my head] Go like this

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only 5 seconds

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There’s a bunch of right-wing people posting memes about “”DOGE”” making the government more efficient by removing funding from “”dumb bug researchers”” and I am now realizing how little the average person knows about entomology and its importance

Excuse me while I get sad .

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imagine if your boyfriend was like I can smell an ant. and started tracking

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