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never kill yourself

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I've been the PRC's strongest soldier for 3 and a half years

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRlfkv5kjD8

Case in point

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajaLUGi2wZI

does this to you in a mao-honoring way

I just refuse to believe this is anyone other than spaghetti explosions who talks about mao a lot and sends me YouTube links via ask for some reason

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Always funny when I remember you’re just American and all the East euro shit is a larp

I'm a little curious about this one though like are you just calling me american despite knowing I'm not to upset me or do you actually think I'm a diasporoid or something like what's the insult here

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The problem with women aren't funny discourse is mainly that very very few people are actually funny so anyone who says that is just ironically enough proving they're in the unfunny majority by recycling a tired meme to feel better about their own lack of a sense of humor

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obsessed with these photos of an albino (?) brandt’s cormorant. he looks like a sad little turkey

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yay water

time to drink water woo hoo yay

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We are all familiar with the christmas song: “you better not shout……you better not cry” and so on. But what interest me is this line: “be good for goodness sake.” now we all know that this is , of course, bullshit. The children are good ..not for the sake of goodness itself…but for the sake…of the presents.

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Printing this out and keeping it in my wallet

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Printing this out and keeping it in my wallet