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oh you're a cis woman? you look good i couldn't tell!

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You can replace [ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY] with [SCROLLING] but watch out. This sucks bad 👍

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getting dishonorably discharged from the idgaf war for giving af

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They should make a reaction image for when youre depressed, cant bring yourself to do chores, get dumped, are become isolated because your friends are going in different directions in life, your grades are slipping because you've lost all motivation, lose hope for the future, are terminally online because you're always too tired to engage with hobbies, can't get a good night's sleep, and generally feel displeasure at the act of existing

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fingers in his ass sunday

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When was the last time you ate something green and NO GREEN M&M'S DON'T COUNT

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oh I see. it was the crime of wanting. that's why I deserve it.

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I love it when someone says some depressed shit in my car and I start veering wildly to remind them they wanna live

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this is who you’re sending an evil boop to btw

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[“Invisible (Reprise) / On The Roof” playing from another room (or maybe the roof?) on halloween night.mp3]

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Please look at little Hamoud, and his specimen of a cat in Al Zawaydah. Such floof.

Hamoud and many other Palestinian children like him benefit greatly from Gaza Soup Kitchen. Please consider sharing and donating to help the people of Palestine in northern Gaza!

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Guys.

Guess what?

It’s officially…

HALLOWEEN!!!!

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Oh hey, you guys, I couldn’t get a reservation for the night of my birthday, so we have to do dinner Thursday night instead.

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laurie 😔