the brain rot has finally gotten to my penis. goodbye cruel world
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don’t be scared to ask that person out. the worst they could do is say ‘no’ and then begin attacking you with their bare hands, ripping the skin off your face and tearing out chunks off flesh from your arms and disemboweling you
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Ultimately i am jealous of nepotism babies i want a nothing life too
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"autism is a new phenomenon that's on the rise" do you really think the Gregorian monks who spent months writing a single letter H and drawing little pictures of snails on it in illuminated manuscripts were neurotypicals? is that really something a neurotypical would do
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i love when guys come in and order samwiches like "oh this ones not for me its for the WIFE haha such a weird order i know but its not for me its for my wife. i wouldnt usually order this but its for my wife" like alright mister whatever you say 🤨 heres your sissy lil faggy homosexual samwich! for YOU!
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the time has come for Sanrio to bring back Big Challenges
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A 392 year-old shark found in the Arctic. This guy was wandering the oceans back in 1627.
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