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||| well maybe not today, but later you will be teaching me a few things |||

>Wink wonk

woof—-I wonder, who will I be teaching today?—-woof

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Homestuck Beta Troll Themed Asks

Karkat: WHO IS THE ONE PERSON YOU CAN TRUST?

Terezi: WH4T COLOUR DO YOU F1ND TH3 MOST 4PP34L1NG?

Gamzee: WhAt's tHe wOrSt tHiNg yOu hAvE EvEr dOnE?

Tavros:wHAT'S YOUR BIGGEST FEAR,

Vriska: Do you have any regrets? ::::(

Kanaya: Does Bloodshed Make You Cringe

Equius: D --> Do you have any fetishes

Aradia: are y0u afraid 0f death 0_0

Nepeta: :33 < do you have a crush?

Eridan: wwell are you jealous of anyone

Feferi: Is t)(ere a side of you not many people know about?

Sollux: have you ever uniintentiionally hurt a loved one?

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Top 5 Favorite Non-Disney Villains: ↪ #2: Eris (Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas) "Face it, your heart is as black as mine."

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i cybered on omegle today

You: hi

Stranger: hey

You: wanna cyber

Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)

You: ya

Stranger: And okay then, you start?

You: i come into ur bedroom

You: and ur sleeping

You: and i crawl under your blanket

Stranger: I'm still asleep

You: u feel me pulling down ur pants

You: and u wake up and smile

Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy

You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed

You: cutting off your penis

Stranger: wait

You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME

Stranger: Then what...?

You: I HATE YOU

Stranger: I didn't cheat

You: you bleed to death in your bed

Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok

You: nobody ever knows what happened

You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes

You: the end

Stranger: I have a mercedes?

You: not anymore

Your conversation partner has disconnected.

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I challenge you to creep/freak my muse out to the point they just stutter and stare at you. Bonus points if they're blushing red as a beet and my inner shipping fangirl is appeased.

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My Rose/Ms Paint wig is here

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relevant

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How the Signs Bake

Aries

Taurus

Gemini

Cancer

Leo

Virgo

Libra

Scorpio

Sagittarius

Capricorn

Aquarius

Pisces

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So my mom told me to record a song for her. She didn’t give specific instructions like what kind of song and she didn’t tell me not to fool around while singing, so there.. now’s my chance to do some impressions

(by order)

Britney Spears

Vanessa Hudgens

Angelica Pickles

Raven

Isabella

Bubbles

Scuttle

My dad’s GPS

Me

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Christmas in Norway

Boyfriend: First we light the tree on fire Boyfriend: Then we throw it at a church Boyfriend: Church burnings are traditional here

Me: So done

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Danish Friend: Then you set the tree on fire

DF: Then you dance around it

DF: And then you put the fire out

DF: And then you eat the tree

DF: That's it. That's Christmas

Me: -absolutely loosing it-

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Someone should pester Kennet

he needs to use his noises

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do it

See how my character reacts if yours says 'you are mine.'