fantaboy91
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fantaboy91 · 11 hours ago
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I’m reporting for the phrase “peapod snout” honestly
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fantaboy91 · 11 hours ago
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Yeah I feel like that stance is pretty justified
this is the funniest thing in the entire world
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fantaboy91 · 2 days ago
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Also you have an ass too. Women like a man with a nice ass even if it’s just for grabbing 🫴🏼
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fantaboy91 · 2 days ago
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fantaboy91 · 2 days ago
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Me in america to be honest
Me in hell trying to make the best out of my situation :
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fantaboy91 · 2 days ago
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Thinking about this whenever people say Trump is more qualified than Kamala or any of his picks for his administration are more qualified than actual experts in the respective fields 🙄
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fantaboy91 · 2 days ago
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Battle royale! Four enter and only one leaves!
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fantaboy91 · 2 days ago
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Ok but what if it was worse than arson? You didn’t address that scenario. Instructions unclear!
loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done
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fantaboy91 · 2 days ago
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fantaboy91 · 2 days ago
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Mrrrah
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fantaboy91 · 2 days ago
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cis people will say “I found out I’m having a baby girl at my anatomy scan and I’m experiencing gender disappointment” but be mad when you say “who knows? maybe you’ll end up with a son anyway”
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fantaboy91 · 2 days ago
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Didn’t he try to steal an inheritance??
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