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“Do you know the woman you killed? She was my mother.”
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Slytherin: What are you doing?
Hufflepuff: Hugging you?
Slytherin: Disgusting.
Hufflepuff, pulling away: Sorry, I didn't know I passed a boundary-
Slytherin: Who said you should stop?
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Hufflepuff: Condition: Pained leg, Cause: Slipping while singing in the shower.
Slytherin: Condition: Pained arm, Cause: Hit it on the floor by tripping when they accidentally walked in on Hufflepuff showering.
Gryffindor: Condition: Pained stomach, Cause: Laughing too hard.
Ravenclaw: Condition: Headache, Cause: All of the above.
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Hufflepuff: walking without no care in the world happily
Hufflepuff: almost walking into a tree
Slytherin: grabs her fast in his arms
Hufflepuff: oh…. Thank you …. Embarrassed
Slytherin : shocked and fluttered wh-why why why thanking me ? scoffs I was protecting the tree!!
Hufflepuff: The tree ?
Slytherin : poor thing ….would have been dead cause of you walks away as he smiles
Hufflepuff : YAH !!! Run after him
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Worst anxiety is posting after long
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Hufflepuff: You have no idea what I’m capable of!
Slytherin: Don’t take it personally, but I feel like I’m being threatened by a cupcake.
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Slytherin : *sigh* I love you.
Huffelpuff: huh, what did you say?
Slytherin :*panicking* you fucking nerd.
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Slytherin: *gently bites Hufflepuff*
Slytherin: you taste nasty
Hufflepuff: then stop biting me?
Slytherin: make me
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Harry's evil clone: i'm the real Harry Potter, shoot him!
Harry: the only way to keep the everyone safe is to shoot both of us
Hermione, aiming at the clone: the real Harry would never pass up an opportunity to unnecessarily sacrifice himself for his friends
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Slytherin: *peacefully sleeping*
Hufflepuff:
Hufflepuff: *crawls on top of the bed and lays on Slytherin, snuggling in* "safe..."
Slytherin: *smiles slightly, half awake, and lets puff lay on them*
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Slytherin: *to Hufflepuff* I want to be the last person who ever kisses you…
Slytherin: That sounds bad, like a death threat or something.
Slytherin: What I’m trying to say is, you’re it. This is it for me.
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~Complications~
(slightly 🔞 no smut-)
Hufflepuff: "I still haven't figured why you randomly kissed me at the start of our friendship."
Slytherin: "the fact that you were too oblivious to realize I liked you from the very beginning baffles me."
Slytherin: "like...I dropped all the signs, and that wasn't the only time we kissed."
Hufflepuff: "you kept calling me your friend though. That made me assume you didn't have serious feelings-"
Slytherin: "Huff, honey, baby, my love, we literally fücked-"
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Slytherin: *banging phone on the table out of aggression*
Hufflepuff: Hey, don’t be mean to the phones. How would you like it if I banged you on the table?
Slytherin:
Slytherin: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.
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i want what they have.
Anime: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood
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They’re kissing under the rain
(I have the version without umbrella on my twitter account XD)
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