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Hope for the democratic party?

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when i say i got that dog in me this is the dog i’m talking about

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The Marlboros really sell the image

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I-80 highway through Wyoming. nicknamed The Sisters, for the three sets of hills that create an optical illusion of the road rising into the sky

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FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van UPS: whispers at my front door “is anyone home” as quietly as possible before leaving a “we missed you!” note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesn’t exist USPS: sets my package down gently where it’s not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth

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x2 logan my beloved

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I'm so fuckin hyped for this❤️

Nothing going on, just Bella asking Carlisle is vampires can swap limbs since their venom will perfectly heal any 'injury' they obtain. Carlisle gets into the nitty gritty about vampire existence and how venom functions.

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Okay so like, guys. I wanna make as you fall to the depths of desire a series. Like, there's gonna be a book 2 and stuff. Buuut I wanna write one-shots and au ficlets set in this universe or a similar one. What do you think? Here's what I got.

Guys. Guys help. I REALLY wanna write all of this. At once. I haven't even finished chapter 13 oh god.

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Book 1: as you fall to the depths of desire

Main series

Book 2: After you fall (you rise)

Set post 6th year. Lasts for probably too long tbh.

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One shots:

Fic 1: Tom actually did go through with the chapter 8 threat. Au where Harry presented and Voldemort fucked Harry on the gravestone.

Fic 2: Au during the spring break (small spoiler for book 1, I guess) with Tom where Harry peeks in on a death eater meeting. Tom spanks Harry and denies him orgasm as punishment.

Fic 3: Multiple horcruxes, one Harry. Multiple chapters. The horcruxes have bodies for whatever reason. Harry really does have all of Tom. (Also a spoiler for a future chapter. Locket Tom, our Tom, and Harry....)

Fic 4: Fifth year. One of Voldemort's visions to Harry, Harry is in heat. Voldemort spends Harry's heat with him.

Fic 5: Au! No Voldemort! Minister Tom and assistant Harry. Tom finds out Harry is an omega. They fuck a lot. Second series? We'll see.

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the joy of realizing someone is a similar type of freak as you

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im never deleting tiktok

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I didn't know suicide prevention could double as homicide prevention

just gonna start killing people i dont find funny

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DYLAN O'BRIEN Fantasmas 1.05 "The Little Ones"

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Sterek tropes that I feel don't get enough love:

1. "Oh my God!"

"Derek, actually."

2. "I heard that!"

"You were meant to!"

3. *needy* "Touch me!"

*teasing* "But I am touching you."

4. "So, do werewolves have knots?"

"Do we have what?!"

5. *during sex* "Don't hide your face from me"

6. "You're going to have to use your words"

7. Derek's control slipping slightly during sex and dropping fangs, flashing eyes, and/or growing claws

8. *Stiles pulling clumsily at Derek's clothes in desperation* "Off, off, OFF!"

9. Stiles lacking sexual experience but still somehow being the best sex Derek has ever had because of the ungodly amount of porn Stiles looks at (either recreationally OR for research purposes; but let's be honest, Stiles being good at sex on accident because he's a deviant is objectively funnier)

10. Stiles, with his canonically high libido and sexual stamina: "So, you ready to go again?"

Derek, a werewolf with a supernaturally short refractory period: *out of breath, concerned, and maybe a little scared* "Are you serious?"

11. Derek: I'm not doing that.

[Later]

Derek: *ends up doing it*

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(I can't believe I forgot this one)

12. "Hey! I liked that shirt!"

"I'll buy you a new one."

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he's on fire