fandomvamp-juniper

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RIGHT BACK AT YOU

@thequasarwinds

@seasonalmoss

@thepowerofyes <- you get mentioned again boo 👻

"I don't wanna bother you"

Have you considered that this is how your presence feels?

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About 6 months until global mizu5

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you'll get the urge as an artist or a writer to say out loud the things you're worried about "the proportions are off" "kind of out of character" "i'm not good at summaries" "didn't get as much detail as i wanted" "i made a mistake and here's how" and that's the self-conscious part of your brain telling you "it's bad and if you don't tell them you know it's bad then they'll think you're stupid" but you've got to ignore that little voice and pretend you think it's good or else that little voice is going to ruin your life

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HEY GUYS !! Announcement on my name change

For those of you who knew me from my past name, I used to go by "fandomgurujuniper" to refer to myself due to the extent of which I go out and obtain/go through new fandoms and gaining knowledge on each. Well, I had this awakening recently that made me realize "Wait. Guru is a religious term." And realized I was most likely accidentally cultural appropriating the term. Hence, I decided to change my name! I'm now "fandomvamp-juniper"!!

Reasoning between vamp/vampire of all things when I could've just found a synonym for guru? I really like vampires and bats and associate myself with them. Plus, I feel the comparison of a vampire needing blood and me needing fandoms (the media not necessarily the fanbase) and going out to absorb fandoms as a vampire absorbs blood just kinda fits.

So yeah !! Handle change !! I will be shortly changing my discord username as well so if you know me on discord, don't be surprised by that change!

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GAMING NEWS !!

expensive

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I quite literally AM if she has no fans I'm dead. So excited I had to pull out the signo de exclamación bro

SCP of the Day (41)

SCP-2599 "Not Good Enough" - Euclid Class

A girl who cannot disobey ANY direct command but can never complete it perfectly or to the full extent.

(Wikipage)

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Miya Girls students vs the entire rest of their polycule who studies at Kamiyama High

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FOUND YOU

AH YOU FOUND ME

I can't find the chocolate milk image so here's this

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Oh man we're going places

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I've been having so much stress lately and it's crazy how I've forgotten there's that small percent in our humanity that's actually worth living for

I was at golf today and there were these couple of small young boys and adults that were on the course. Someone called them from the house so they made their way back to their house (their house was right next to the teebox) and one of the boys looks over to me, waves and says "Hello, little lady!"

Guys I'm 😭🫶🫶

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One of the baristas at a nearby Starbucks makes me lose my mind every time I’m there by saying things that are not outside the spectrum of normal human words but are just slightly off-the-wall.

Barista: Welcome to Starbucks, home of delicious, what deliciousness can I put in motion for you today?

Customer: … Can I get a trenta pink drink please?

Barista: Go big or go home, we here at Starbucks appreciate your commitment, what else can I get started for you?

***

Customer: Nitro cold brew with shots of espresso please.

Barista: Brave of you to commit to staying awake for three days, anything else today?

***

Barista: *slams open drive-thru window* HI HOW ARE YOU?

Customer: …I’m pretty good.

Barista: Are you ready to be even better? Because you’re about to be. *hands them their coffee* 

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Barista, realizing that a drink was made wrong: *slams open window* SO how do you feel about surprises?

Customer: ….they’re okay.

Barista: Great because I’m about to give you one.

***

Barista: You have two drinks so I am going to hand you two straws which means, FANTASTIC news, these straws double as drumsticks. / You have one drink so I am going to hand you one straw and, promise not to tell anyone, this straw doubles as a magic wand.

***

Barista: Here are those cake pops, I plucked them fresh from the tree myself.

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Barista: *slams open window, holding drink* Amazing, fantastic, delicious, you are a very lucky man/woman!

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Barista, realizing drink is being delayed or remade: Looks like it’s gonna be just one minute so they have time to put the extra love in.

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Barista: I’ll be with you in one hot second. *beat* WOW that second sure was hot!

Anyway she has a few dozen catchphrases she rotates approriately and it’s both distracting and fantastic to listen.

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what if ih lobotomize youbj

A lobotomy??? 🤨🤨🤨

Are you sure you want to look into my brain?? There's a lot of ✨️horrors✨️ in there.

What if I lobotomize YOU how would you feel

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WAIT "iykyk" means "if you know you know"??????? i thought it was just the new cool kids way to keysmash

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WDYM THE PJSK MOVIE IS ALREADY OUT ON GLOBAL???? (aka US for some reason)

PPL, PLEASE TAG ANY PJSK MOVIE POSTS AS SPOILER! I AND A LOT OF OTHER PEOPLE FROM OTHER COUNTRIES WILL ONLY GET TO WATCH THE MOVIE IN MAY OR LATER THIS MONTH!! </3

If ppl start posting too many spoilers I'll have to watch it pirated in some way. I don't want to, I really want to watch it on the movie theaters but I don't think all "global" pjsk fans will be so polite like the japanese ones. Not generalizing !!! I know most people are actually polite and don't spoil others over nothing. There just seems to have more fans in global that'll leak events, post them while they aren't over yet, etc, for whatever reason. Or I just feel like that because I can't read any japanese so it just seems to me like they leak less stuff lol (either way don't take it personally, if you don't leak anything or tag spoilers you're fine)

Either way, please tag movie content as spoiler until it has aired in the last programmed country, which is may 29th! (date subject to change)

y'all literally just need to come out with a tag like "#pjsk movie spoiler" or something. please don't screw this up

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If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.

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2599 MENTION 2599 MENTION 2599 MENTION 2599 MENTIONNNNNNNNNN 2599 MENTION¡!!!!!!@@@!!!!@!!!

SCP of the Day (41)

SCP-2599 "Not Good Enough" - Euclid Class

A girl who cannot disobey ANY direct command but can never complete it perfectly or to the full extent.

(Wikipage)